55 which I find respectable, over 60 and your on par with this fine gent

61 😉

Unlucky thirteen for me, can’t imagine using some of those words especially the ones nearer the bottom of the list.

More likely to burst out laughing if someone used one of the more obscure terms.

And cockwomble still isn’t clear to me even after consulting Urban Dictionary!

It’s a gay dogger on Wimbledon Common. I think.

Although I have no idea why anyone would use it when there is another perfectly good word beginning with C which conveys all the necessary sentiments in a forceful and unambiguous manner.

Using obscure and made up words brings a whole new meaning to the term “what did you call me?”.

Mikewsmith, that is an awesome compliment

20/70 for me, which is about right 😀

Only 45. Some of those are too modern/American for me (“Douchecanoe”??), I like to think I’m a more traditional swearer.
The ones I do use, I use A LOT 🙂

Jeb End has been deployed in the office

49

57…**** yeah!! 8)

cockwomble

😆

I like it, I might use it 😆

A positively saintly 17. you can take me home to meet you mother.

But what on earth is a “douchecanoe”?

Very. All the time. Bit offensive really.

Ach, well.

You ticked off 50 out of 70 on this **** list!

Holy shitbags, are you **** sweary! No one has ever sworn like you. So much so that your name is pretty much a **** swear word. You **** rock!

I’m a bit disapointed it wouldn’t let me add a few more that weren’t on the list. 😐

I did that test & it’s actually a load of bollix, It’s more like a test of ‘how many of these swear words do you know’
At work we have a ‘Cnutometer’ which is an actual count of the word ‘****’ that was used by certain people during a Control & Restraint course. Over the 8 hour course the word ‘****’ was used something like 180 times by Mr Trower & 160 by Mr Branfoot (in one sitting!)
****!

chipster – Member
34. Disappointed

No you f***ing didn’t, I did. Don’t copy me, you ***t!

*sorry 🙁 😀

Anyone who has ever seen Father Ted knows that ‘****’ is not a swear word!

19 only … 🙁

I stopped using swear words just to avoid offending others. 😐

22…….I am frequently told to curb my language

34.

I’ve no idea if that’s good or bad but I did wonder if I was going to get to one I wouldn’t tick!

21. us Leyton boys was well brung up

I thought I was quite sweary, but using P***s M****n is crossing a very thick line.
46 and moral compass on the right heading!

Quite. I’m not a huge fan of the whole “swear filter avoidance” minefield, but please be careful.

F@ck. Aorse.