Just seen some pics of me in a cross race. I'm either
a)Eight months pregnant
b)Got my Camelbak on back to front
c)A pie smuggler
Or
d)A STW regular
I never thought for one moment that the 50% free chocolate digestives in each pack were fattening, just the ones you paid for 😐

The pics aren't paste'able! but think un-cooked Christmas turkey with a pair of lycra shorts on.

The rule for racing in lycra is always know where the course photographers are.

😉

I tend to presume it's over developed stomach muscles I use for climbing.

Where are they posted? I wonder if he's got the one of me remounting after the hurdles and getting it very, very wrong.
See you tomorrow?

They say the camera adds ten pounds.

The question is, just how many cameras were pointing at me!

Ah. Found them. Hmm.
How bad will I look tomorrow?

you'ze a fatty boy !

same problem here! thought 'whos the fat lad with the same kit as me….Oh!…'
Half hearted diet underway 😳

They don't call me a 'cushion smuggler' or 'dangerous buttons' for nothing either.

Some reassurance- If you look as photos of pro cyclists you notice that an overdeveloped diaphram tends to push down under breathing, giving them the look of a distended stomach- what you describe is clearly your full on pro-look. 🙂

As long as you're beating skinny **** you're doing fine. 🙂