Aliens - shouty, childish toss.
All the Matrix films - like being trapped in a corner at a party by a teenager who's just discovered acid.
Top Gun - just acknowledge that it's a gay love story - no-one minds anymore, it's not the 50's.
Point Break - see above.
JFK - Oswald did it.
Platoon - pointless egofest masquerading as middle class American angst.
Donnie Darko - if I have to find a website to explain what actually happened, it's a badly made, pretentious bunch of arse.
Straw Dogs - funnily enough, most people DON'T enjoy being raped.
Alfie - the repulsive adventures of a ****.