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  • Hannah Barnes.
  • SpokesCycles
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    Right. There is an argument in our house. Some of you will know of Hannah Barnes (she’s in the mtbcut video with wee man and her brother Joe.)

    Me and Sam think she’s the hottest thing to ever happen to mountain biking even if she does triathlons.

    Rosie thinks she’s not attractive, and I’m convinced that she’s thinking of someone totally different because Hannah makes me weep at how hot she is.

    Anyway, is she hot or am I misjudging it?

    carbon337
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    I was introduced to her in Fort Bill car park she was hot

    SpokesCycles
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    Houns- No.

    Dark-Side
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    She’s 16 your honour. Just. But yes, she looks 12.

    SpokesCycles
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    I feel I should make it clear that that is the wrong hannah barnes.

    KINGTUT
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    She’s 16 your honour. Just. But yes, she looks 12.

    And you’re perving over her, you sad, sad individuals.

    TandemJeremy
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    Not that hot in those pics – funny shaped head / no chin

    Perfectly acceptable however

    Edit – just seen spokecycles later post

    You need to post pics then

    Dark-Side
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    KINGTUT – Member
    She’s 16 your honour. Just. But yes, she looks 12.
    And you’re perving over her, you sad, sad individuals.

    POSTED 1 MINUTE AGO # REPORT-POST

    Clearly not. As I observed, she looks 12 and as a none paedophile all I see when looking at the pics is a young girl mountain biking. FFS, I’d be a little more than ‘sad’ if I was looking at those photos and thinking ‘hot’. The ‘Your Honour’ comment was an inference you may find yourself in hot water should you pursue a relationship of an adult nature.

    Edric64
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    my 11 year old might find her attractive

    hungrymonkey
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    the REAL hannah barnes (ie not the 12 year old) IS hot… om nom nom.

    donsimon
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    There is a Hannah Barnes in here, not sure which one and non are particularly hot. 🙄

    😆

    SpokesCycles
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    I can’t find a photie now Facebook’s gone gay.

    You’ll all have to imagine this blonde angel with two wheels.

    And me letching in the background.

    And none of them in that Don Simon pick are her.

    carbon337
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    This is the one I seen…. not that kiddy one in pics above..


    Not that I’m a stalker or much…

    Dark-Side
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    Has she got a luminous tongue? 😯

    SurroundedByZulus
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    Too many Hannah Barnes that are good on bikes out there. The one Spokes is referring to is hot though. And most certainly not 12.

    JCL
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    This a sick thread and should be removed.

    That girl is a child.

    anotherdeadhero
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    Clearly not. As I observed, she looks 12 and as a none paedophile all I see when looking at the pics is a young girl mountain biking. FFS, I’d be a little more than ‘sad’ if I was looking at those photos and thinking ‘hot’. The ‘Your Honour’ comment was an inference you may find yourself in hot water should you pursue a relationship of an adult nature.

    You bit. ha ha!

    Seriously though, you sicken me.

    Dark-Side
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    anotherdeadhero – Member
    Clearly not. As I observed, she looks 12 and as a none paedophile all I see when looking at the pics is a young girl mountain biking. FFS, I’d be a little more than ‘sad’ if I was looking at those photos and thinking ‘hot’. The ‘Your Honour’ comment was an inference you may find yourself in hot water should you pursue a relationship of an adult nature.
    You bit. ha ha!

    Seriously though, you sicken me.

    POSTED 12 MINUTES AGO # REPORT-POST

    F##k you, funny man 😉

    Drac
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    Ok to avoid people playing the paedo card I’ve removed houns link to the wrong person.

    scott_mcavennie2
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    There goes the makings of a good thread. 🙁

    King-ocelot
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    Once you’ve decided which one she is can you post a pic please so I can settle the argument in your house??

    crazy-legs
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    And none of them in that Don Simon pick are her.

    Well the one on the left is called Hannah Barnes (with Hannah Rich and Harriet Owen the other two, L -> R, that pic is from the Tour of Blackpool crit in 2009).

    [/geek mode]

    There are quite a few Hannah’s in womens road and track racing at the moment:

    Hannah Barnes, Hannah Manley and Hannah Layland at one of the Revolution track meets Future Stars races last year hence the idea above that the OP is talking about a 12 yr old!

    So come on OP, which one do you mean?

    bikerbruce
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    can i just point out i know hannah quite well and i think she’s fit but not outstanding…..from a cycling perv guides i dont think she’d be too crazy about being discussed on a mtb forum.

    ditch_jockey
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    This may be the most confusing/disturbing post I’ve yet seen on STW!

    The three adolescent girls wearing racing kit in c-l’s pic all look waaaay too young to be the subject of this discussion, unless you’re all 14 year old boys trying to work up the courage to ask her to the school dance.

    The lady in the black dress and heels is nice though….

    Drac
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    Ditch your not reading the posts at all are you? Crazy-legs posted the pics to identify the individual not perv over. If your going to make such comments it’s best to get your facts right before making such allegations.

    mafiafish
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    The OP means Hannah Barnes as in Joe Barnes’ sister, the one who did fairly well in the mega ladies. Not any of these 12 year olds. She must be 18-20ish, with the OP being only a couple of year older so I guess it’s not too pervy in that respect. Kieran- the sitting-on-the-fence one in the house.

    brant
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    <slight return>
    Stephanie from Lazy Town anyone?

    Hairychested
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    Yes, please! Brant, can I have one?

    julianwilson
    Free Member

    nice quiet sunday for you then Drac. 😆

    Woody
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    The lady in the black dress and heels is nice though….

    She wants to get off the track with those heels 🙄

    sweepy
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    Does anyone know how old Suzanne off 71degrees North is, I need to know if I’m a perv or not 🙂

    Edit Susie Amy, 29 used to be Chardonnay off footballers wives apparently. Im a bad man 🙁

    sam42
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    this place has changed…..

    and as for stephanie from lazy town… i’ve heard sporticus is nailin her on the dl…..

    PlopNofear
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    Pedo bear is making an appearance ^^

    Drac
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    nice quiet sunday for you then Drac

    No not really spotted the thread last night and seen it had the potential to get out of hand. Then I noticed the silly false accusations flying around this am which can start ‘bitch fights’, sometimes it’s easier to stop these before they start.

    rOcKeTdOg
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    this one?

    SurroundedByZulus
    Free Member

    That’s her.

    cycleworlduk
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    i think shes 21….my missus knows her.shes in the gold for glasgow for the next commie games..

    rOcKeTdOg
    Full Member

    What do I win?

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