OK, been invited to a Halloween party, but getting there is going to involve 1 1/2 hours of taxi, train & tube journeys each way, so I need something that is going to a) travel quite well and b) not make me look too much like a prize twonk.

Shaun Of The Dead, seems like a nice easy one, but maybe that’s just a bit to tame (although I could forsee travelling the Underground with a blood splattered shirt and cricket bat being ‘interesting’!).

Any suggetions – sensible or otherwise?

The Invisible Man. Loads of bandages, fedora, raincoat, sunglasses. Job done. Tres cool as well.

The Invisible Man, have a quite evening at home but tell everyone you were there.

Mr Simon, I salute you!

Get yourself to Sainsbury – they have a huge selection of cheap and easy outfits (about £12 but all with 25% today).

my mate once came to my haloween party dressed like this

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