Oh sod off you miserable old codgers
Life is brilliant
All the info in the world is available to you on a little device in your pocket, you can do free courses online on any subject you fancy
The opportunity to expand your knowledge of the world around us has never been easier
You can get flights all over Europe for a tenner and stay in an air bnb for 20 quid anywhere in the world.
There’s more than 3 TV channels and 5 radio stations
Best of all my mountain bike is amazing, it weighs <14kg and I’ve ridden it on 70k epic xc treks and dh races