I thought we best literally redress the balance with a selection of words or phrases that we should be promoting the use of.

the ones i can think of are too offensive to write on here

Mellifluous
Soporific
Diaphanous
Museum (It means, “Let us think”, and I think that’s a good thing)

Not forgetting of course, contrafribularities, anispeptic, frasmotic, compunctuous and pericombobulation.

yes
why not
sounds like fun
let’s give it a go
ok
but did it make you laugh?
belly laugh

Thank you.
How splendid.
That’s good of you.
Lady Garden.
Please.

I think I’ll bake a cake
Would you like a cup of tea?

Tax Rebate

“My Round”

I like the word ‘flump’. it has two definitions

1) noun: a marshmallow type sweet we all enjoyed as kids
2) Adj: a contraction of two words; fat and lump

Pie.

dribbling – Member
Pie.

I like pie!

I yelled most of my favourites at my thoughtless, feckless landlord and his cluster**** of brothers and his simpering coward sycophant friends, their red noses and their red trousers in the early hours of this morning.

Smell those bridges burn!

Spletastic

F***it, why not!

There’s nothing I want for Christmas.

Spiffing.

MrOvershoot
“My Round”

about bloody time! Christ, we’ve dropped enough hints. Can you get me some nuts?”

maccruiskeen – Member

MrOvershoot
“My Round”

about bloody time! Christ, we’ve dropped enough hints. Can you get me some nuts?”

Is that the same as “grow a pair” 😉

Pork scratchings?

Ale

“Dinner is ready” , and especially the very rarely heard”substantial pay rise ”

Smashing
Boobies
Marvellous
Nonchalant
Trebuchet

Glorious words (as is glorious for that matter)

How much would you like the cheque made out for?

I certainly don’t hear that enough…

Defenestrate.

Lordy
Crikey
“Thanks for the last 18 years of unfettered care, money, effort and patience but I am now leaving home, will only return (regularly) to express my continued love and thanks for my family and will not continue to leach you dry at every opportunity.”

“Thanks for the last 18 years of unfettered care, money, effort and patience but I am now leaving home, will only return (regularly) to express my continued love and thanks for my family and will not continue to leach you dry at every opportunity.”

that flies in the face of the advice I was given by our elderly austrian neighbour when I was leaving home – he told me “Stay in education for as long as your parents will support you. Then retire….Thats what I did.” a while later he told me “When your dad asks you what you want for Christmas tell him firmly ‘Dad, I want your car’.”

If he’s still alive he’ll be local to you – I can send him round to do a bit of motivational speaking 🙂

Flaps
Flannel

I love the phrase “he / she has delusions of adequacy.”

And the words foghorn and grandiloquent.

“Less than impressive”

A wonderfully understated way of saying something is a bag of shite.

Brilliant!

Lovely.

would you like a bacon sandwich?
would you like a cup of tea?
would you like some pudding?
thankyou very much
yes please
absolute shower
jolly good show
chap

It’s got a good bake.

Flange

¡Ay, caramba!

Bostin.

With reference to the original thread:

Progress

Squeezate – it’s the liquid you get when you squeeze/crush stuff really really hard

Sputum.

“Not universally adored” (meaning bellend)

anything from Roger’s Profanisaurus

blue veiner

Clunge

Please may I have.
Could I have.
Thankyou.
Please.
Fettle.
Gusset.
Serendipity.

+1 for crikey
I also love to use blimey and strewth whenever the opportunity arises!

hell’s bells