Hello, I'm new round here. Seems pleasant enough, what's the word on the street?

Any tips for doing a 24hr solo?

Many thanks

Benny.

Hello Benny

word on the street – we're not down with that shit, man

24hr solo – take several friends

Hi Benny

Stick up a picture of your bike but don't forget:

1. cut the grass
2. Tyre logos & valves matching
3. pedals horizontal

24hr solo – prepare to stuffer big time.

PS don't ask questions like 'what tyres for………'

word on the street – we're not down with that shit, man

Me neither, just trying to sound cool. I'll just be meself then, dull and angry.

My bike, as requested, it's not my garden however, wish it was…

Hmmm nice.

Valves and logo's match
Pedals not horizontal but inline with the cranks. Pass.
Take a lawn mower next time.

Valves and logos don't match? I guess they're not 100% central but that was nearly a year ago and I put different tyres on yesterday, honest.

oh!

You alright?

Don't worry about him. The doctor says he's going to make a full recovery once the drugs kick in.

It can be horrid so I excuse him, I'm on 30 pills a day myself, not to mention the potion.

So…what about saying good day to us ladies??? 👿

But I see you're from Yorkshire…which explains it! 8)

*waves*

Didn't realise that there were any ladies riding bikes, most of the 'ladies' up here are too busy looking after their men folk you see.
Apologies, and 'Good day laides!' GRRRR…….

😉