So last weekend lovely day riding the Wirral Way, sat on a bench overlooking a field and lake and the river estuary of the dee and the welsh hills.
On the field where various people walking about dragging or pushing large bags of sticks which every so often they would use to hit the ball accross the field, no sight of any dogs chasing the ball etc.
Some of them lookes as if they where part of the Rupert Bear Appeciation society, dressed in a nice jumper, and check trousers and white shoes, and strangely one glove, golf must be expensive if they can only afford one glove or theyre part of some secret sect.
Just use your damm inteligence and take a dog so he gets some exercise,wear some less vibrant closes in the countryside, youre scaring the horses and look daft,and why drag a big bag of sticks around with you, to hit a little ball, in this day and age human eating animals are outlawed in the uk, so you dont need to protect yourself from their advances.
Dont these people have freinds that can tell them how stupid they look.