Recently heard Mersey trout, kick her in the slats and Neptunes kiss. All cracked me up.

Any other good’uns?

I reckon by 10am at the latest your arse will sound like a load of old shoes falling out of a loft

Cockwomble

MCWCB

Not from here, but “Twuntker” has to be the most efficient word in any language.

Mersey trout

MCWCB

Awwww, thanks! 😳

As an aside, “Baby Robin” and “Child’s face” is always good. And both cropped up on the ****er earlier today, in a reply to something Henry Blofeld said. That just MUST be someone from on here….Go on. Own up!

A kick in the slats

Hoof her in the slats!

Yes, hoof her in the slats has been stored for future use.

(I’ve got my annual baton twirling refresher training next week, I shall try and use the term at least once during the day)

CaptainFlashheart – Member
Awwww, thanks!

Yes, yes, well done, flash – though I thought LukeyB invented MCWCB on chippymiddleclassstudent.com ?

annual baton twirling refresher training

That’s something you don’t hear everyday.

Could be!

If so, hope he doesn’t sue! I’d hate for there to be blurred lines about that sort of thing.

Balloon knot

Are you allowed to promote one of your own? I was very proud of it.

Describing a local newsagent’s extensively stocked top shelf:

“15 feet of grumble”

Sadly no more, obviously. Apparently you get it on the web nowadays……

I learned “Awesomnez” and “Amazeballs” off here..

I use them a lot.

Fanx Dudes.

I’m sure I read, ‘you are one load your mother should’ve swallowed’ on here.

It was like one of Bungles fingers

Gnarpoon

Poo raft

Poo raft

Are you BA aircrew?

Gunt

Half a pound of uncooked bacon or squashed hedgehog ….

My favourite was “Approaching the Billy Mill roundabout”. I got what it meant immediately but then it turns out I didn’t as pointed out on this thread FROM FIVE YEARS AGO. Very good stuff.

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/rogers-profanisaurus-at-work-today-pmsl

I use weapons grade bell end on an almost weekly basis!

Yes, yes, well done, flash – though I thought LukeyB invented MCWCB on chippymiddleclassstudent.com ?

Aye, t’was indeed. One of my favourite STW moments that.

Rhythm pamphlet

hoof her in the slats is a work of art.

also now living by the “never go to a pub with a flat roof” rule.

Low slung German penis extender was a favourite of mine.

Alabama hotpocket or Cleveland steamer

You will have to look in urban dictionary for meanings as they are way too moderator unfriendly!

” Countrycide” ………verb, to murder, for example, Piers Morgan.