Mate brought the latest copy into work today. I sat all lunch time
Who on earth thinks half of them up? 
Not the best way for a 44 year old Senior engineer to act,
Can't wait for another look tomorrow.
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Roger's profanisaurus at work today - PMSL
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Who on earth thinks half of them up?
The Viz readers. So mostly 44 year old engineers
I have the app on my iphone....its a great time killer. Get some funny looks tho when i start sniggering like a little kid.
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Shame on you for reading it in your own time.
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Quite frankly, its the only reading material in my toilet regularly used for alleviating my 'baked goods'...
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It's not as funny as it used to be though...
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brilliant! Installed before you can say 'porn glare'.
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Zuffle still makes me chuckle....
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Abseiling.... (titters)
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We had a right old laugh last week giving names to Jordan's capacious f*nny. Don't know how it got started but my favourite was "Dropped Kebab" or "Chippie's Toolbag". Somebody also said it'd look like a wet yellow pages.
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Damn you $6.49 of genius
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Copies of the 'Profanisaurus' in UK workplaces are estimated to cost the country's economy at least £3,200,000,000 P.A.
Fact.
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pop-up panic n. The bowel loosening fear that comes from having to hurridly close down internet grumble sites one has been ogling due to the impending approach of a boss, spouse or parent, only to be suddenly assaulted by a barrage of obscene pop-ups that multiply the more one tries to delete them.
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Crying with laughter at http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus.html
thanks cfh
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Lucky Pierre
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one for on here, almost on topic
Shramp v. To enjoy the incredibly common hobby of sniffing ladies' recently-vacated bicycle seats. To quumf, snudge, snurgle, snuftify.
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Algarvebairn, I think Wizard's Sleeve might be a contender.
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My local pub has two books; The Good Pub Guide 1984 (in which it does not feature) and the pro-fanny-saurus.
Can't fault it
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my eyes are a'weepin'
cricket week n. A five day test, when a gentleman must bowl from the Pavilion end while his wife is padded up.
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the one i like is "Brain Doner"
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Blumpkin is my fave.
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bol - Member
Algarvebairn, I think Wizard's Sleeve might be a contender.
+1 for Wizards Sleeve
Although I also like Bill Posters Bucket just for the extract from Florence Nightingales Memoirs..Posted 2 years ago # -
Wizard's Sleeve is a bit old hat isn't it? Still good though so I suppose timeless is better description. Bill Poster's Bucket amused me and I also like Hippo's Yawn.
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"Face like a plasterer's radio" always tickles me.
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from said site.......Dracula's tea bags n. Used tampons!
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She had a fanny like a mouses ear. Quality!
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twisting on 19
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Wizard's Sleeve is a bit old hat isn't it?
*chortle*
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Being the sad t**t I am, I still have the original, attachd to a copy of Viz, from, er many years ago.
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My favourite was always 'approaching the billy mill roundabout'. It clearly referenced some frantic North Eastern traffic situation I'd never experienced but actually referred to vinegar strokes and made me laugh every time I thought about it.
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It's not exactly a frantic traffic situation, it's the last roundabout on the coast road. If you go over the Billy Mill roundabout, there's no turning around until you get to the coast.
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Oh no! Access denied here at work
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algarvebairn - Member
Wizard's Sleeve is a bit old hat isn't it? Still good though so I suppose timeless is better description. Bill Poster's Bucket amused me and I also like Hippo's Yawn.
Clowns pocket anyone??Posted 2 years ago # -
I thought this advert apt
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We had a right old laugh last week giving names to Jordan's capacious f*nny. Don't know how it got started but my favourite was "Dropped Kebab" or "Chippie's Toolbag". Somebody also said it'd look like a wet yellow pages
or like a Donkeys laugh
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