As a kid, i forget how old, i’d taken a tumble and had a lovely great bruise on my head.
A family gathering on the Sunday, a relative asked what i’d done, i explained i’d fallen and ended up with a wa*king (meant to say whacking…) great bump on my head’
Last week, out back of the house, cleaning my bike, it’s clamped in the work stand, wheels are off.
neighbours lad (about 8 ) – ‘whassup – your bike broke?’
me – ‘no, just giving it a good clean’
lad – ‘what…? nah, I just point a hosepipe at mine’ shrugs and wanders off
Got to hand it to him – sage advice, that 😉