My IP address is 127.0.0.1. I bet you can’t hack your way into that. Give it your best shot.
I’ve actually done this. Script kiddie harassing me on ICQ back in ‘the day’, telling me he could hack me if I gave him my IP address. L33t skillz, clearly. So I said sure, it’s 127.35.201.64.
He promptly disppears off the ‘net. Reappears ten minutes later, sends me some abuse, then disappears again. Rinse and repeat half a dozen times, before calling me all the names under the sun and demanding to know how I could possibly be faster than him all the time.
Kids today, etc.