Just make another profile on here and share the story with us all, go on, you know you want to.Its monday afterall and we could all do with a good story to cheer the day up (well I could anyway after reading the entire thread of Rubbish and his wife walking out with their child).

well it involves the boyfriends appreciation of a joint emission over each others crying bald men..

toys19…..you make it sound so romantic and not in the slightest bit grubby, a lovely way of words!

I have the strangest…

So the boyfriend is still an <emission covered> weasel, and she is still content to be a doormat ?

At least STW have been entertained.

whats a shemale?

Phil
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well, tbh I dunno, but the BF appears to have had relations with someone equipped with man parts, who calls themselves a shemale, and BF appears thrilled about it. Happy days for him I guess.

“if I’ve got anything, it’s over for sure”…

I always end any relationship when these guys turn up

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N3dI-j6enA[/video]

Was Al expressing shock or advertising himself?

Try getting her “He’s just not that into you”. It’s a bit American and a bit “go girlfriend” but the main principle of the book is very simple. Or try the list below.

If he’s been looking on dating sites, he’s not that into her.
If he’s been doing sexy online chat with other women, he’s not that into her.
If he’s meeting up with these other women, he’s not that into her.
If he’s cheating, he’s not that into her. And if he’s not that into her, he will continue to do it.

Now, does she want to continue to be someone’s fallback option while he looks round on the internet for something better, or does she want to go out there and find someone who isn’t a selfish lying tw@, and who is into her?

Simple 🙂

littlemisspanda, I’ll be honest by now I have given up. I take her for coffee, shoulder to cry on, tell her the same things, but no effect. I shall renew my efforts and get that book. Ta.

Is she under 35 and fit?

I might know someone who can help…

TSY yes, into cycling running and stuff, slim, attractive, and in Devon.

*cracks knuckles and slicks eyebrows*

I love a victim.

are you over 5’11”?

So she’s not picky about whether her partner is sprinkling his magic on a shemale’s male chicken ( if I deciphered the above correctly ), but not being tall enough is a red card ??

😯

Nope, but shortish legs are a bonus for knee-tremblers behind the wheelie-bins.

Yes, 6ft. I used to live down in Devon and would like to return…..has she got OHAC? Car not too important as we can ride

So she’s not picky about whether her partner is sprinkling his magic on a shemale’s male chicken ( if I deciphered the above correctly ), but not being tall enough is a red card ??

Well, you’ve got to have standards…

are you over 5’11”?

As close as damnit… I’ve got great abs and a tan?

Cranberry, yes, you read correctly, and yes you have to be tall and handsome. (I think thats why she likes talking to me, I’m unthreatening, given my stature and looks)

Anyway in all reality she is a lovely girl, and I have a lot of time for her. I do hope that she will meet soemone nice sooner or later..

TSY, having briefly met you, I can vouch for the fact that you are near enough the right height, but I can’t remember the rest..

It is odd how some folk are complete doormats.

6′ 0.5″ here, do I win?

I don’t get it, who is the bald man and who upset him?

toys – I’m fit. Now can you post a picture of the next lady to stay in my cellar?

jon1973, there are two bald men, and apparently they cried tears of joy over each other..

FFS why oh why would you put up with that!!
Buy her a strap on is my only advice

Buy her a strap on is my only advice

So the BF can decorate it with his magic sprinkles?

Is pictures without thread useless.

(Re-arrange to make a well known phrase). 2 pages and no use of this immortal STW staple.

I’d suggest “owning him with bombers”, but I think he may enjoy it…

Does the bald man come with a crown race?