When Ted's picking up empty bottles whilst Jack sleeps in the corner, Jack wakes hearing the clinks, and says the vintage.
Or
Dougal - Yer bollox Ted.
Ted - Have you been reading Roddy Doyle again?
Dougal - So what if I have yer gobsh*te
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Favourite Father Ted lines...
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'are those my feet'?
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Down with this sort of thing (sorry its good enough to say again!)
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i'm amazed no one has posted yet saying father ted is un-funny shite, unless that's what hora meant by 'down with this sort of thing?'
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is that your opinion tribal? as if it is you are wrong. hugely.
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no it's not my opinion, given that i've already posted a couple of quotes. i'm just surprised someone like goan or smee haven't pointed out that they have written a more amusing comedy series
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aha. ok then. 'down with this sort of thing' is from the cinema episode with the passion of st tibulus out of interest...
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Father Ted: It's a friend of ours, he's dying
Nun: Oh dear, is it serious?
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I'm so, so, sorry
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t®ibal©hief - Member
i'm amazed no one has posted yet saying father ted is un-funny shite, unless that's what hora meant by 'down with this sort of thing?'
Its subtle, sublime humour. I knew a fair few Irish Catholics in our area when I was growing up and you dip into the 'in' jokes on religion fairly easily.
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i know it's sublime, oi'm oirish me self
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I think I must clarify. When I say I 'knew' I should say they were angst-ridden girls worrying about the church yet letting themselves go with abandon
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i'm amazed no one has posted yet saying father ted is un-funny shite, unless that's what hora meant by 'down with this sort of thing?'
thats because what you say is lies lies lies :p
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"That money was just resting in my account" is the only line I can actually remember, apart from "Will ye have a cup o' tea Father? ... ah go-an go-an go-an go-an go-an go-an go-an..."
Ted losing it at Dougal when they're trying to write the Eurovision song too is brilliant!
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t®ibal©hief you must like League of Gentleman?
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"More water"
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AndyP - Member
another vote for That would be an ecumenical matter. Gets used all the time. Particularly in dull work meetings.
[twilight zone]Maybe we're in the same meetings?[/twilight zone]
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On another note, I was at a Divine Comedy gig and Neil Hannon was working through an alphabetical set list shouted by the audience, and to his credit when it reached M, he played My Lovely Horse
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My favourite colour? I'd say blue, no grey. No sorry, blue with a hint of grey.
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Ted: That's right, Dougal. You see, ordinary shops sell what look like black socks, but if you look closely, you'll see that they're very, very, very, very, very, very, very dark blue.
Dougal:: That's true. I thought my uncle Tommy was wearing black socks, but when I looked at them closely, they were just very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very dark blue.
Ted:: Never buy black socks from a normal shop. (whispers) They shaft you every time!
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Farmer 1: No burping sheep has ever won king of the sheep.
Farmer 2: Ah, what about Big Brendan in 1983?
Farmer 1: That was a fluke!
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Father Ted: The way I feel now...I could convert gays!
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Dougal: It's like a great big tide of jam. But jam made out of... old women.
Ted: What was it [Jack] used to say about the needy? He had a term for them.
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"A child has been lodged in the Tunnel of Goats… If a nurse could please come to the Tunnel of Goats… A goat and a child have now become lodged together, and a nurse has become involved in the incident… Another nurse is required to remove the nurse mentioned previously…"
Loving this thread.
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The one where they are playing Cluedo and after being through every possible permatation Ted cracks and asks Dougal to reveal the cards in the envelope. "What cards Ted?"
I fell on the floor and laughed till it hurt at this.
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Dougal: Do you believe in God, then Ted?
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just added the series 123 to my netflix list after reading these posts I only saw odd ones due to my living arangements
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As an aside:
Father Ted: It's a friend of ours, he's dying
Nun: Oh dear, is it serious?
When my father was ill, replace "friend of ours" with "my father", "he`s dying" with "been rushed into critical care unit", and "Nun" with "my manager(at the time)" TRUE
Another vote for orange/blue/grey
My brother is the double of Dermot Morgan. He hates it when I reply to a question with "Right then Ted"
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Just play the **** note Dougal
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No dialogue.
When the two of them wake in the morning light of dawn during an overnight drive, Ted still at the wheel.
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When the two of them wake in the morning light of dawn during an overnight drive, Ted still at the wheel.
Quality moment!
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Father Dougal: Bishops love sci-fi!
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Gotta have T!
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After much encouragement from Ted, Dougal finally realises he has the no 11 raffle ticket...
"Sorry Ted, I had it upside down there".Posted 2 years ago #
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