Most recently, I bumped into some of the Kaiser Chiefs in a guitar shop in Southampton (they were playing the Guildhall that night). 'I predict you buy it' </cringe>.
I was also on You've Been Framed last year, falling off my bike whilst dressed in a sumo suit, trying to grab a pint of cider from our disco tent during Mountain Mayhem.
But my greatest claim to fame is spending 2 days in a bedroom with Linda Barker and Carol Smilie AND my wife 🙂 Oh and Michael Aspel interrupting our little quartet to do a TIYL on Linda in my back garden 😕
I'm "The Face" of a holiday park in the north west of England. So I'm on prime time TV adverts several times a day between January and April every year. I have been recognised...
I also get a text message EVERY SINGLE TIME the advert screens from various casual acquaintances saying "Just seen you ont' telly!"
I also got pulled over by the cops with a drunk R2-D2 actor, Kenny Baker, standing in the passenger footwell of my car, clinging on to the dashboard.
And Christine Hamilton sexually assaulted me... (well, pinched my bum).
I touched a famous person once .
Has the restraining order lapsed yet?
I was Miss October in a calendar once.
[s]Readers[/s]Riders' Wives?
I once met Lionel Richie and David Hasslehoff in the space of 10 mins. One was a really nice guy, the other was a douchebag, can you tell which one?
Are you Mark B?Am mate's with a bloke called Blade who's fairly famous in tne uk hiphop scene.
Have you asked her who he was singing "Pie of Love" about?I recently learned that at some point in the dim and distant past my wife was courted by Steve Winwood.
The last time we did this thread didn't someone claim to have taken Deidre from Corrie 'up the wrong un'? 😆
Bbc tv series Rockface: I was an extra in the episode they did about an mtb race. Was 1st to ride down the wee bank that they tried to make look steep so I'm in a full on close up!
Spent a whole day filming 1 scene so swapped gloves with my mate at lunchtime to see if the continuity dept would notice!
Tom B - MemberThe last time we did this thread didn't someone claim to have taken Deidre from Corrie 'up the wrong un'?
Inkerman Street?
I can remember someone saying his mate had, erm, fingered Clare Balding. He was the winner.
Am mate's with a bloke called Blade who's fairly famous in tne uk hiphop scene.
you're half the herbaliser and I claim my £10
My mum was Gary Glitter's doctor!
APF
Is this now a 'how tenuous can we get?' thread?
Mate of mine's wife is good friends with the sister of Tony Wright from Terrorvision.
I went to school with the drummer from The Cranberries.
I got VIP tickets for the darts a couple of years ago, I tried to offer some left over pizza to Will Greenwood on the next table, when he refused, I turned it over and drew a large cock on the base with the black marker from the table and offered it to him again..he still refused. Funny what a free bar does to you.
I stood next to Paolo Maldini seconds before a Champions League game against Leeds.
In my catering temp days I've also served Prince Andrew - three times. He's a surprising short chap.
Plus, I've shouted 'hey Jack' out of a taxi window at Jack Charlton. He took it in good part.
And waved at Richard O'Brian. He was quite a long way away, though, which is probably why the wave was not reciprocated.
Jet from Gladiators once punched me in the gentleman's area.
The toilets?
Not sure about here but Pistonheads has alot of famous/celeb stars. One that stands out is the custard incident with Jason Plato where someone posted up what a miserable arrogant **** Plato was when he spotted him outside a dry cleaners....then Plato popped up and had a right pop at him. Properly took him down. to prove the poster was Plato someone asked him to take a photo with....custard. Hey presto!
Comedy genius. 😆
Jon-Allan Butterworth came to my birthday drinking session last year.
aracer - Member
I recently had a letter printed in the Malvern Gazette
Just write to the Malvern Gazette and it gets printed. 🙂
I went to school with the drummer from The Cranberries.
Ah, so THAT'S what the song is about. A youthful DD letting a trouser trumpet linger.
I recently had a letter printed in the Malvern Gazette
I had a letter printed in the Financial Times but I don't think this makes me famous, even in my own elevenses.
Am mate's with a bloke called Blade who's fairly famous in tne uk hiphop scene.
Seriously?
Impressed.
I've worn Greg Rusedski's trousers while at Wimbledon (and looked daft - his waist is about four inches bigger than mine).
Oh - and my Grandfather worked on several of the early Bond films and counted Roger Moore as a friend.
And my great Grandfather taught Fred Perry to play tennis.
Unfortunately I can neither play tennis, or work in films. Or have met Fred Perry or Roger Moore, for that matter.
The last time we did this thread didn't someone claim to have taken Deidre from Corrie 'up the wrong un'?
I believe so. 😆
I've just found the thread in question and allegedly she insisted on taking it 'up the reverend' 😆
Link Tom?
I can't seem to copy the link on my phone. Google 'stw snogged famous' page 4...
A mate I used to hang around with was on Zig and Zag once (during that breakfast show), is this both tenous and bearing no relation to the thread enough?
Steve Macdonald off Corrie once came to a party at ours and racked up on our coffee table.
He didn't mention which one of you had taken Diedre up the council though
A mate I used to hang around with was on Zig and Zag once (during that breakfast show), is this both tenous and bearing no relation to the thread enough?
If you want tenous....Mrshora once appeared as a Japanese Tourist on Last of the Summer Wine 😆
My mum knows the (lady who voices) the aubergine on CBBC show Mr Bloom.
Back on topic - lets say some famous person posts on here cos they like biking and can use this as a way to talk normally with people without being fan mobbed, then they are hardly going to out themselves are they?
Hello Cameron Diaz!
Northwind - MemberI was on Songs of Praise once.
I once called Harry Secombe a fat ****.
Hora is actually Justin Bieber
Binners is actually me.
I was queuing with Elle MacPherson in WHSmiths in Glasgow airport a couple of years ago when she told me that she was buying Haribo as she'd had a long day.
The only response I could muster was "A moment on the lips is a lifetime on the hips".
...and in that short instant any hope of a photo with her evaporated.
Susan Boyle snored gently in her sleep as she lay beside me.
On a flight back from LA, before you ask, and as it was Club, she was well separated. Just as well, as I had to let fly a few bum burps on that flight, I can tell you.
The only response I could muster was "A moment on the lips is a lifetime on the hips".
although not famous a really fit walker with a tight top and gravity-defying boobs was passing me so I said 'great day for doing it isn't it'?
Thats what no-inner monologue does to you.....
Rumour has it that Flashy's trouser trumpets provided the inspiration for this....
It's been a while since we've had this kind of thread, and I'm happy to be on the earth and able to check in on it. :d
My mum knows the (lady who voices) the aubergine on CBBC show Mr Bloom.
Proper lol.. we have a winner, or should that be loser?
at a gig slighty drunk ex radio 1 dj emma b tried to take a bite out of my burger. i've never hit a woman but that was probably the closest i have ever come to doing it.
