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  • every ride should end like this
  • rOcKeTdOg
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    starting with a great bimble around your local woods enjoying the dry dusty conditions in the late evening sun

    evening sun by rOcKeTdOgUk, on Flickr


    wide load by rOcKeTdOgUk, on Flickr

    and ending with a selection of at least 3 home made cakes (cardomon, coffee and walnut and lemon

    velocake by rOcKeTdOgUk, on Flickr

    franki
    Free Member

    Can’t argue with that!

    Woody
    Free Member

    Nice pics, cake and dry trails – only missing beer 🙂

    NE is now a mudfest……again 😡

    uplink
    Free Member

    Sorry but beer comes way in front of cake on the end of ride priority list, way in front 🙂

    rOcKeTdOg
    Full Member

    Ur priorities are wrong! Cake first everytime

    PeterPoddy
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    Cake stop DURING a ride.

    Beer AFTER a ride.

    I have spoken. This is the LAW. 🙂

    Deveron53
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    Finish off with bath and then bed with some horizontal refreshment!

    z1ppy
    Full Member

    mmmmmmmmmmMMMM Cake.
    3 types, good god your spoilt & I’m jealous!

    soma_rich
    Free Member

    Poddy is right cake is for fuel beer is for recovery. Obviously!

    roddi18
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    I honestly expected to see boobs in this thread

    Deveron53
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    I expected ‘plasterer’s radio’ ending…

    lowey
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    DSC03406 by lowey.com, on Flickr

    racefaceec90
    Full Member

    cake is great (don’t drink anymore) 😀

    rOcKeTdOg
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    Cake only goes with tea or at a push coffee, cake and beer?? Yuk

    Diane
    Free Member

    Scrummy (Cake not wide load)

    Luminous
    Free Member

    Cake or beer. You’re a winner either way if you’ve just enjoyed a ride like that.

    Nice one.
    😉

    Now, if were cake OR beer…OOOoooo. difficult one.
    Think I’d have to go for the beer.
    🙂

    MrSparkle
    Full Member

    What Lowey said. Mmm, flat cap…

    Luminous
    Free Member

    Yeap.

    After all. Itsn’t beer just liquid cake anyway…..
    😉

    PeterPoddy
    Free Member

    Cake only goes with tea or at a push coffee, cake and beer?? Yuk

    EGGZAKKLY!!!

    Therefore I am correct. I am the law on cake. 🙂

    Luminous
    Free Member

    There are laws for Cake ?
    😯

    bigsi
    Free Member

    Our local end of ride cake shop sells homemade Guinness cake so i don’t have to decide.

    See, you CAN have your cake & eat it 🙂

    rOcKeTdOg
    Full Member

    Ha! I need to try that 🙂

    PeterPoddy
    Free Member

    There are laws for Cake ?

    Durr! Of COURSE!

    1) Cake should be home made or from a reputable cafe or tea shop. Not from a packet.
    2) Slices should be generous. Stingy portions are to be avoided.
    3) Cake should be accompanied by tea. If tea is not available coffee can be substituted, or still iced squash on a hot day. No fizzy drinks.
    4) Cake can be eaten at any time, but is always best for elevenses.
    5) People that don’t eat cake are not to be trusted. Shifty buggers!
    6) Do not take cake on a ride with your packed lunch unless you have enough to share. This is vital.
    7) Cake is to be enjoyed and savoured. Never rush eating cake as this can result in terrible wind or the hiccups.
    8 ) If a lot of choices of cake are available, always go with your first instincts, or failing that, the biggest slice available.
    9) Scones are not actually cake, but can be classed as such for enjoyment purposes. Be aware that scones have their own set of rules: The Devon and Cornwall clauses.
    10) Never steal cake from your mate when he’s nipped to the loo. People have been shot for less.

    z1ppy
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    TBH that sounds about right :mrgreen: , except 9B which as pointed out on the last scone thread is shite.

    Oh and 10, if your silly enough to leave cake unaccompanied, it’s fair game.

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