There are laws for Cake ?
Durr! Of COURSE!
1) Cake should be home made or from a reputable cafe or tea shop. Not from a packet.
2) Slices should be generous. Stingy portions are to be avoided.
3) Cake should be accompanied by tea. If tea is not available coffee can be substituted, or still iced squash on a hot day. No fizzy drinks.
4) Cake can be eaten at any time, but is always best for elevenses.
5) People that don't eat cake are not to be trusted. Shifty buggers!
6) Do not take cake on a ride with your packed lunch unless you have enough to share. This is vital.
7) Cake is to be enjoyed and savoured. Never rush eating cake as this can result in terrible wind or the hiccups.
8 ) If a lot of choices of cake are available, always go with your first instincts, or failing that, the biggest slice available.
9) Scones are not actually cake, but can be classed as such for enjoyment purposes. Be aware that scones have their own set of rules: The Devon and Cornwall clauses.
10) Never steal cake from your mate when he's nipped to the loo. People have been shot for less.