I'm now quite pre-occupied with the whole cold cup of hot chocolate on her doorstep thing.
WTF does that mean? You see if that was me, I'd have to go and meet them and get them to explain what on earth it was all about. And probably then be horrifically murdered by someone completely spaced out, suffering Horlicks withdrawal
The only way to know for sure, is if her yard is full of boys.
Well, I laughed.
throws another dead mouse down the lav
That'll just attract the rats, they're just around the u-bend you know.
He used to work with her, and I think he was a bit keen, she went on a few dates, and he was a bit wet apparently. The Hot chocolate thing came from her saying that she liked it, simple as that.
He'd never do more than that, and even weirder, he has to drive to her place. 
It's the every day thing that gets me. That's a level of commitment I just can't get behind.
Your friend must be one hell of a lady.
Christ on a bendybus!! There are some proper freaks out there. If he's that daft/mental, could she not drop a hint that she 'liked' a nice bottle of Chardonnay or something, then he'd be like a milkman dropping off her evenings supplies every morning. It'd be nice and chilled whn she got back from work
I'd definitely be trying that! 
LOL, to be honest I don't think she wants to encourage it. Camo, it's not everyday, couple of times a week, then nothing, then more again. She's asked him to stop, but it doesn't seem to make any difference.
must cost him quite a bit in mugs!
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The only way to know for sure, is if her yard is full of boys.
Well, I laughed.
So did I..
Someone told me this was a crap forum full of nobs and bell ends , but tbh I've had a few laughs here.
That woman she should stand in the window naked a bit more often if she wants more cocoa.
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