…that puts more in my mouth before I have swallowed the previous handful? I don’t so this with any other food which I put in mouth, chew, swallow, repeat until replete.

But with crisps and nuts I take more of a cookie monster approach!

Am I a greedy git or do others do this?

Tsk,how uncouth 🙂

the bloke sat next to me eats a bag of crisps in 2.5 handfuls. It’s too much for his gob so he makes a shitload of noise when he’s doing it.

very irritating.

I’m sat here chain Twigletting at the moment, so its not just you.

Derek. I have known you for over 21 years and on the outside you appear quite normal. However, your inner weirdness never ceases to amaze me.

OF COURSE YOU SHOULD SHOVEL THEM IN![/u] Get a grip man.

Its also a volume issue. With nuts, I could carry on shovelling them in until I literally exploded, or my head imploded due to the salt overdose

At the end of a packet of crips do you:

Tip up the packet into your mouth

Lick you finger and use that to pick up the tiny bits and pieces at the bottom of the bag?

Oh and one at a time, obv

At the end of a packet of crips do you:

Tip it up and neck the crumbs, then lick and dip before finally tearing the packet open and licking it clean. Waste not, want not! 🙂

At the end of a packet of crips do you:

Sometimes tip into mouth, sometimes tip into hand then into mouth, then vigorously rub hands together to get rid of crisp dust on hands…..

Not sure which is worse?

I don’t eat Cheddars very often but when I do I eat them like a hamster – shovelling in as many as my mouth can fit. Not whole – chewed into a pulp and shoved to the cheek area while another gets mashed.

Weird that it never came up in therapy…

But with crisps and nuts I take more of a cookie monster approach!

I do the exact same thing with popcorn as soon as the lights turn down in a Cinema.

At the end of a packet of crips do you:
Tip up the packet into your mouth
Lick you finger and use that to pick up the tiny bits and pieces at the bottom of the bag?
Oh and one at a time, obv

Yes. 😀

Crisps are a combination of crack and crystal meth to me 😳

Crisps are a combination of crack and crystal meth to me

you should write into Walkers suggesting they market ‘Crystal Meth flavoured crisps’….

At the end of a packet of crips do you:

Tip up the packet into your mouth
I open then squish a new packet and eat the lot like this, no greasy fingers. 🙂

Take the joy of licking your fingers to another level……

Mmmmmmmmmm nuclear orange dust 😀

I’ve a squidge for Salt & Vinegar peanuts , damn those succulent crunchy tangy pellets of love.
I can neck a family bag in 10mins & 11secs, approx. 😉
But they have to be KP, the M&S ones are such a disappointment.

Find it impossible to eat a packet of crisps one at a time. The only way is to cram as many as possible into one’s gob, crush them, refill & repeat

Noticed last weekend that my local does wasabi nuts, and mixed olives. Oh dear…

I tip the bag up leaving just a little bit to tip onto the the floor for
the patiently waiting jack russell but not to much mind i d’ont want her to get fat !