Out for a spin this morning, sometimes I pass by a nice looking young lady who runs a dog walking company. Usually it's just a 'Hi' as that's all I can muster at 6am.
This morning though, went a bit like this:
Me: morning
Dog walker: Hi
Me, trying to avoid the 9 dogs she has tethered together: ooh, must be difficult controlling those puppies.
She stares at me with a little grin on her face.
I quickly realise what I've actually said, and very quickly realise she's got quite a low cut top on.
me: Oh, erm, well, er, see you again...
(ride off into the distance shaking my head)
