Someone at GMP has a sense of humour.
http://www.gmp.police.uk/live/disorderly.nsf/index.html?ReadForm
The concierge looks like a miserable sod though.
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Drunken Disorderly Inn
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Posted 5 months ago #
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I hope they don't give up the day job.
Posted 5 months ago # -
I wonder if they've picked their 2 ugliest policemen, or their 2 best looking ones?
Posted 5 months ago # -
Very good
All our rooms are compact minimalistic-chic meaning it won't take you long to find where everything is.
Your security is our prime concern and all room doors feature our unique 'only open from the outside' system. You will never feel alone with our closely monitored state-of-the-art CCTV service.
Unfortunately no rooms are available with a view as we are keen to ensure that guests are completely protected from the elements and natural light.
The fitted beds feature hygienic wipe-clean mattresses to ensure that you do not leave with anything left behind by previous guests.
All rooms are en-suite and running water comes as standard.
Our staff will be delighted to serve your meals to you in your room. All our meals are sourced with economy in mind and are served piping warm direct from the microwave on real plastic plates with matching cutlery
Our stick-in-the-throat Fusion menu has recently been awarded three Michelin Bars. It includes a wide range of dishes that somehow all manage to 'fuse' together to share the same rib-sticking consistency and taste.
Each meal is offered with a choice of freshly drawn eau de tap or water.
Posted 5 months ago # -
Lolzzzzzz
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From the 'Find an Inn' section...
Bolton - Fred Dibnah would have been proud of the solid craftsmanship put into the metalwork of our Bolton branch.
I always knew that deep down he's fond of the police.
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