Now White…The Michael Jackson story.
Where eagles are…A heart warming story of releasing eagles into the Highlands.

Episode 4- a new hop. An amputee strives to compete in the paralympics

No country for old me – a geriatric decides to emigrate

Ambi – a young deer is able to use both hooves

Eat – we’ll known for the massive food fight scene.

Animal hose – a tale of the cleaners at London zoo

Bogie nights – a man makes a living from showing off his huge nose

American History… Less kerb stomping, more men writing constitutions with quill pens.

T – he’s just terrestrial like the rest of us

Ocean’s Eleve
Ocean’s Twelv

The life of bran – follow your breakfast from field to bowl to bowl

Top ‘Un – Sean Bean plays WW2 Spitfire pilot in training

Las of the Mohicans – Huddersfield girl goes Native American.

leo the professional – a lion works hard as a solicitor
Pint break – A clumsy barman struggles with his job
Rue lies – A man holidaying in France finds he has been given false directions.
A Confidential – An email intended for someone else spirals into office intrigue.
The usual suspect – a short film where the police get their man.

The man with the golden ‘un – John bobbett gets blinged up

Free will – make the plot up for yourself

2 hour party people – follow the whole event in real time, from first arrival to being sick in your mum’s flowerbed

Rash – Los Angeles citizens with vastly separate lives collide in interweaving stories of race, loss and an STD

The man with the golden ‘un – John bobbett gets blinged up

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Peed

Keanu Reeves has a little accident.

Ocean’s Elven…. Kevin Costner plays Gandalf in this post deluvean remake of LOTR

Tar wars – working on the blackstuff can be a battle.
The boy from Brazil – leaping a barrier leads to death.
Nikit – The tribulations of a shoplifter.
A bride too far – One marriage too many proves problematic.

Loverfield – shaky-cam “amateur” documentary of Stockport’s burgeoning al fresco dogging scene.

Sven Samurai – Dolph Lundgren stars in a badly-advised “fish out of water” comedy vehicle.

The Grapes of Wath – heartwarming British comedy about a group of Rotherham pensioners and their ill-fated foray into winemaking.

Aging Bull – washed-up septagenarian boxer comes out of retirement one last time.

Ke – a northern boy finds the Spanish don’t understand his accent.

Ocky – Stallone in a gripping drama about darts.
The Ook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover – A librarian gets tangled up in all sorts of shenanigans.

Touching the vod – a true story of a night on the smirnoff

The Bi Blue – Jacques Mayol and Enzo Mollinari explore their sexuality at sea.

Superma – a heartwarming tale of domestic trials and tribulations
U – note this film is not suitable for children

Wetworld – Yul Brynner takes a bath.

Mar attacks – A bbc presenter looses his rag and punches a guest.

Host busters – 3 geeks save the world by wiping out all game show presenters

Oldfinger – Certificate 18

Fat and furious – a heart warming tale of family life, deep in the bible belt of America.

day of the dad – a story about steak and blow job day

Fear and Lathing in Las Vegas – a writer turns wood while taking lots of drugs

Stan by me – oliver Hardy’s classic coming of age tale

Rainspotting – a group of drug addicts have an encounter with a drunkard who things they’re checking on the weather

Th’empire strikes back – a rag tag band of excessively hairy and odd shaped yorkshire folk led by E-By-Gum Kenobi continue their struggle to overthrow their evil overlords from t’other side o’t Pennines known as ‘the darkside’

The spy who loved e – James Bond as you’ve never seen before
Bi Hero 6 – loveable squidgy robot who swings both ways

Pies like us – binners life story

Word War Z – a Scrabble for a triple letter score.

Tin Town – a Welshman goes to Cornwall looking at abandoned mines

Rear Widow.

The Bi Lebowski – a laid back dude isn’t sure which way his balls swing

Someone was bound to do it – it might as well be me….oh, wait. Not like that.

Toy Tory – an autobiography of Tony Blair

Stand by M – Daniel Craig as Bond in his final film

12 Years a Slav – a hospital mix up results in a child living with the wrong family until his teenage years

The Dark Night – it was night and it was dark.

The Ion King – Michael Faraday biopic.