serious question.

Yes – decent pop music with no pretensions to be anything more

does terrahawk have any talent ?

OF COURSE HE DOES

yes, song writing

singing however is not one of her talents

does lily allen have any talent?

Not a great deal, from what I’ve seen.

She does have a daddy who’s in showbiz and who has influential chums, mind…

and what talents does RudeBoy have beyond being very annoying ? (an attribute I also share 🙂 ?

Personally, I think as far as pop goes, she’s up there with the the best in the talent realms.

Many, Simon, many.

But it would really annoy some people on here, to learn just how talented I truly am. Indeed, some might even mess themselves, such would be their anger.

I bet she could fart a mean National Anthem with enough baked beans…

that reminds me – did anyone see the return of Mr Methane the other night?

vile.

Oi! Naughty Mods! I saw that! 😉

what?

Many, Simon, many.

sadly not including modesty…

No point in hiding one’s light under a bushel, SFB.

Such gifts are surely there to be shared with others.

Such gifts are surely there to be shared with others.

not when #1 is eating your own bogies:-(

No, and you should stop doing that immediately, as it’s unhygienic and may make you very ill.

Returning, briefly, to topic. As far as I can see, Ms Allen’s talents lie in self-publicity and pop-tastic-ness. She does not have any talents that I value particularly, certainly no discernable talent for singing or writing anything but doggerel. However she clearly has talent of a sort as she is earning millions, and I’m not. 🙂

and she’s cute :o)

She’s got lovely eyes

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No point in hiding one’s light under a bushel, SFB

Or any electrical appliance under an archaic measure of dry grain!

She has a talented team of songwriters, producers and PR people.

Could we have an account of Rudeboys’s talents, so that we will know when to call upon them in future?

I am sure I speak for many here when I say that discovering what Rudeboy’s talents were would be less annoying than would realising that we had missed an opportunity to benefit from his talents through ignorance of them.

🙂

I think she’s got bags of songwriting talent and I’m not a fan of most chart music. Her songs are witty, a little bit naughty and catchy as hell.
Her singing is kind of cutesy sweet, but I’ll admit she hasn’t got a very strong voice and it looks like singing live is hard work and sometimes a bit shaky.

She’s also looking well-fit at the moment!

Don’t believe anyone has changed the focus of this thread yet with a pic !?

Her music’s OK, certainly no worse than an awful lot of other stuff. It’s reasonably witty, they’re catchy.

Dummy; if you mere mortals were to have knowledge of even a fraction of my immeasurable talents, your puny little inferior minds would simply implode, with the incredible magnitude of it all.

I’ve got a nicer bottom than Lily Allen. She is several years my junior, yet mine is perter and firmer. When she is my age, without a lot of effort, hers will be nowt more than a sagging protuberance, akin to that possessed by a Rhinoceros.

Don’t believe anyone has changed the focus of this thread yet with a pic !?

Allow me:

From an engraving by the immensely talented Mr Albrecht Dürer.

Who used to live in Hornchurch.

😯 That’s good to know, thanks. I think.

I do beg to differ on the ‘rear’ statement !?

I used to live in hornchurch but sadly i’m neither amazingly talented nor an engraver.

Talentless, vacuous, self absorbed London scenester.
Has the limited ability to read a rhyming dictionary and a thesaurus.

Daddy’s big in the meeja.

I’d rather be molested by wombats (or nibbled to death by an okapi) than listen to her me, me, me coke induced delusions of adequacy.

She’s 5′ 2″ though RB – damn those tall people eh?

🙂

Mine is still superior. Several ladies have testified to this fact.

I have been likened to a male ‘J-Lo’.

Talentless, vacuous, self absorbed London scenester.
Has the limited ability to read a rhyming dictionary and a thesaurus.

Oi! That’s not fair! I’m not vacuous! A bit constipated, perhaps, but not vacuous.

Eh? What?

Oh…

Yeah she’s got plenty when compared to the vast majority of poptart outh pieces.

Also cute looking as a cute thing on a cute day

Oooh, thanks for the pic. I like her more now :o)

and didn’t you admit to a “Winter belly” RB ?? If the front is sagging who cares about the rear ?

Erm, well, that’s only a temporary situation, which will undoubtedly be rectified very shortly.

It’s mostly wind, anyway. 😐

Erm, well, that’s only a temporary situation, which will undoubtedly be rectified very shortly.

except you said that 2 months ago…

When the charts are full of cookie-cutter pop-soul acts who have swallowed the Maria Carey/J Lo style of warbling whole, and rely on either little more than fancy American Urban producer/writers or little more than kareoki machine backing, she at least has individuality and an instantly recognisable style. She’s certainly pretty, has a nifty way with veiled invective, and to say she got where she is ‘cos of her daddy is just lazy Daily Mail type comments. And no, I’m not actually a huge fan, I prefer the likes of Laura Marling, Gemma Hayes, Little Boots, VV Brown, Ladyhawke, Bjork, among many.