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Do Badgers grunt like pigs?
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Do Badgers grunt like pigs?
Only if you're doing it right
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It will have been hedgehogs.
They make a right bloody racket.Posted 1 year ago # -
Or hippos - they can be quite noisy too.
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Just make sure you never get between one and water.
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So hedgehogs and hippos can probably understand each other and hold a conversation, aint nature great!
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And they can break a mans arm with their wings!
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Doggers?
Or the Ginger ninja fell over your fence while evading the SAS,Police,secret service and the boy scouts?
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Agree on the hedgehogs unless it was a pig?
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badgers snuffle and snigger when they make you crash at nigght
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Pigs grunt like badgers. hth.
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Only if you're doing it right
You get a gold star.
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And they can break a mans arm with their wings!
Apparently a hippo can outrun a man. Not sure which man, but they can. Apparently.
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Not sure about grunt like pigs, but they growl and snarl like a terrier when they go for your ankles - as I found out in "badger alley" walking back in the pitch dark one evening. I guess I was in his way - didn't actually get his teeth into me, but went for my ankle like I was the postman and he was the over zealous dog.
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You get a gold star.
I thought they were call chocolate stars
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The beak of a Pelican holds more than it's belly can
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Actually, badgers dont grunt like pigs, pigs grunt like pigs. I used to work with an awful rhodesian woman who'd been attacked by a hippo, and she was still having to have her leg redressed about three years on. I pissed myself laughing!
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You don't live in Northumberland do you?
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yes they do, sort of
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I pissed myself laughing!
Err, why?Posted 1 year ago # -
Schadenfreude, I should think.
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Because she was still convinced it was a badger that got her?
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Schadenfreude, I should think.
Ohh, get you with your big words - I had to go-a-Googling then.Posted 1 year ago # -
"Err, why?" If you'd had to stand and listen to her views on 'the bleck problem' you'd have wished another hippo attack on her. Fat nazi cow
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Baby robins make quite a racket.
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So hedgehogs and hippos can probably understand each other and hold a conversation, aint nature great!
Well I wish 'nature' would chip in and pay the phone bills our hedgehog runs up calling africa.
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