Sure its been done before, but I haven’t seen it.

At the pub last night, we discussed what, if we were on Death Row, our last meal would be.

So what’s yours?

Bacon & black pudding butty

Can I have an endless number of courses please?

Chicken Jalfrezi, Prune Dessert.

Give ’em something to remember me by.

Langoustine
Seared scallops
Insalate tricolore
Kobe beef carpaccio
Herefordshire filet steak
Crepe

washed down with elderflower cordial (alcohol not allowed remember)

A cake………

…….. with a file in it.

12 Braised Unicorn Hearts

12 Braised Unicorn Hearts

free range and organic sir?

Penelope Cruz.

Liver

Roast beef – rare , yorkshire puddings etc, hot horseradish. Good bottle of red. No doubt

Chip butty!

Mermaids Tits on Toast. They’ll never get toast 🙂

Hmm… a toss up between fish and chips or a chicken jalfrezi. Although since it’s my last night I’d have one, sick it up, then have the other.

Char grilled executioner!

bottle of vodka and some paracetamol, alot of them.

My choice when i go…

Oh and some home made rice pudding with lots of burnt skin.

Mermaids Tits? You have no class Sir…

I can’t imagine feeling too hungry…it’s not like your going to look back and think how great it was.

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I was thinking Monica Bellucci and Liv Tayler sandwich would taste fine.

…in fact I think I’d opt for a liquid lunch…a bottle of scotch perhaps

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bottle of vodka and some paracetamol, alot of them.

My choice when i go…

Oh and some home made rice pudding with lots of burnt skin.

You’ll not be going quick then sharki

Margaret Thatcher’s still beating heart ripped from out of her chest…well, I’m going to die aren’t I?

muffin

Will they be allowed to execute and suicidal person….

Porridge ?

Very good…..

Big bowl of jellied eels

Dracula; I’ll have a nice steak please…

An unreasonably large portion of Salt Beef, chips and peas.

kalashnikov pie.

It has a slight kick to it

I read a short story once about the woman who prepared prisoners’ last meals. I can’t find it now, which is a loss.

Some humus I think, a grilled chicken kebab with plenty of veg and probably a rhubarb fool to finish with. Coffee would be good, and the elderflower cordial is a good idea.

(But it depends what you’re in for of course. If you were on hunger strike it would be a pity to spoil it.)

I read a short story once about the woman who prepared prisoners’ last meals. I can’t find it now, which is a loss.

It’s stuff like that which reminds me why ‘reading’ can be such a complete waste of time 😉

Dead Man Eating

Out of date Chicken Korma with some keys to freedom hidden in it!

Food poisoning so you get into hospital to recovered and when no one is looking-fart/fight your way to freedom!

Torafugu prepared by a novice. The executioner gets to go home early and maybe with a thought like “well at least I didn’t kill anyone today”. Considerate till the day I die, me.

the contents of my own shotgun cartridge

Big cake with a laser gun and keys in it.

Margaret Thatcher’s still beating heart ripped from out of her chest…

Brilliant, except for one small but very important detail: She hazzunt got one.

And if she did, it would be made of iron.

Hash cake.

from that dead man eating they’re not allowed alcohol which is a pity for your last meal.

If I was i’d be a proper scottish breakfast with haggis, pancakes, eggs, bacon and fried potatoes, massive mug of tea, followed by a good slug of single malt.

a proper scottish breakfast with haggis, pancakes, eggs, bacon and fried potatoes, massive mug of tea, followed by a good slug of single malt.

Obviously planning to ‘cheat the gallows’ with a good old scottish heart attack samuri.