http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/s/1424148_drinker-sets-baby-rabbit-on-fire-at-eccles-pub-and-then-breaks-its-neck?rss=yes

nasty 🙁

but in the end if you consider all the people who live ‘in the community’ that have been to prison for various violent crimes, the paedophiles, the sex offenders, the murderers… the politicians and the gingers…. well its a dangerous place out there!

Have you ever been in a pub in Eccles? Flaming Rabbits are the last of your worries, believe me.

Note how this incident took place at 11am in the morning. In the pub. A Weatherspoons pub obviously. You can imagine what fun and games were to be had by 11PM on Saturday. I shudder to think!

Flaming Rabbits

Wasn’t someone on here looking for names for their band recently?

what they need is a good strong genuine cuddle and a good cry..
that’ll put them back on track..

Flaming Rabbits

Wasn’t someone on here looking for names for their band recently?

Not to be confused with Frightened Rabbit.
http://twitter.com/#!/FRabbits
http://wearefrightenedrabbit.com/

Binners – yeah I have. I live in Salford so Eccles used to be a drinking venue when I was late teens. I don’t recall anybody igniting bunnies in the tap room though 😉

The smell must have been awful

I don’t recall anybody igniting bunnies in the tap room though

You must have been going to all the poncey posh places 😉

CharlieMungus – Member

The smell must have been awfulahem

binners – Member

Have you ever been in a pub in Eccles?

PARP!

“allright, allright, calm down, calm down”

“allright, allright, calm down, calm down”

Did someone move Eccles 30 miles West when I wasn’t looking?

The smell must have been awful

Quite. There’s nothing worse than the fetid aroma of burnt hare.

What’s annoying me most is that he didn’t eat it.

Quite. There’s nothing worse than the fetid aroma of burnt hare.

Finally!!!

I’d be the executioner if they brought back capital punishment…

I’d be the executioner if they brought back capital punishment

Really? Capital punishment for burning a rabbit?

i knew a guy who would set fire to his pubic hair outside the pub. HTH x

TurnerGuy

I’d be the executioner if they brought back capital punishment…

Congratulations on being a psychopath. Bit presumptuous that animal cruelty would incur the death penalty, were it to be brought back. Are you sure wouldn’t piss your pants and cry instead?

I’ve ridden past that very pub a few times on my way from work into Manchester.

I’ll be sure not to ask them to fill a water bottle….

Congratulations on being a psychopath. Bit presumptuous that animal cruelty would incur the death penalty, were it to be brought back. Are you sure wouldn’t piss your pants and cry instead

Whilst I think the death penalty is quite harsh in this case. I do think some form of severe punishment is necessary. We need to set an example or this kind of thing will get out of hand. After all, who wants to see rampant rabbit abuse?

we don’t need scum like that in society – if he can do that how do you think he treats his wife and kids, if he has any.

we don’t need scum like that in society – if he can do that how do you think he treats his wife and kids, if he has any.

Exactly! If someone can do something so mean as to kill a rabbit, there’s no knowing how far he would go. He might go so far as to advocate and justify the killing of a person. Imagine what a bastard like that must do to his wife and kids!

TurnerGuy

we don’t need scum like that in society

What methods of execution would you prefer/be comfortable to carry out?

What methods of execution would you prefer to carry out?

get a rabbit to lay its eggs inside him and then when they hatch they can eat him from the inside out.

Did no-one else read that headline, and think “Chris Morris”?

What methods of execution would you prefer/be comfortable to carry out?

that big gun that Judge Dredge used to carry…

I would need the whole outfit as well though.

After all, who wants to see rampant rabbit abuse?

i have a great punchline but not worth the ban, you are on form today CM

Just get your alter-ego to post it. You do have an alter-ego don’t you?

I like the quote from the woman who said she’d “just popped in for breakfast”. Going to the pub for breakfast.!!! 😯

Sounds a classy place this Eccles.

philconsequence – Member
i knew a guy who would set fire to his pubic hair outside the pub. HTH x

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Hell,that used to be my party trick, obviously every few weeks.

aracer – Member
Just get your alter-ego to post it. You do have an alter-ego don’t you?

Yes, he is also Ernie-Lynch.