How would Chuck Norris see in the New Year?

I've no idea myself but I could do with knowing 😉

Yes, I'm not going out tonight and the Guinness has started.

He wouldn't see the New Year, the New Year would see him 🙄

He'd beat it into the middle of the following year

he'll be sitting with my M-I-L having a wee cup of tea, laughing how she wound me up all bl**dy christmas

he would see it in the splits position,meditating atop the rockies,although that's just my guess 😉

roundhouse kick to knock January, February, March, April and May out of the way and move straight to summer.

In case you haven't seen them
Chuck Norris Facts

Nice one Phil PMSL

He'd go out for a ride on his bike, but as his pedal strokes are that powerful he'd slow down the Earth's rotation making each day of Phil's M.I.L visit last a year.

The Chinese invented their own New Year because they were frightened what Chuck Norris might do to the "normal" New Year.