Anyone ever had a random shag whilst just carrying out their daily routine?

No drunken crap but real life naugty encounters, interested to hear your take on it!

have I stumbled into the Penthouse letters forum??

We need Alistair Campbell and his early-career writing skills here….

'Cheeky'? Do you mean on a footpath, then? ;0)

Depends what your daily routine is, if you are a care worker or an undertaker I'd perhaps rather not hear about it

Your mum told me not to say anything.

I was given the backdoor key by a very accommodating client a few years ago. There was some work going on around the front, so she asked if I'd take my tools in around the back. In fairness though, it was a very well tended area, not muddy at all.

At least with the dead they ain't going to talk 😉

just *ank slower and eventually an exciting answer will turn up.

dont want hear any stories from farmers either

once, while working a night shift at the abattoir…….

CCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Walked in on my boss being "cheeky" with his secretary once. If that helps…

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I always thought your letters were made up, but then this happened to me. I was working as a pizza boy…

surprisingly for some one who has gor 'condom and lube tester' on my cv life has been surprisingly quiet on this one!

mrs t has a friend who works in the central library in leeds.
she had a torrid fling with a bloke.
he shag5ed her in the lift and on her desk.
she is a munter tho………………

… And she never realised that I'd been hiding in the kitchen cupboard all along, frotting like an old billy goat. Stop it now, it's immature and just, well, s**t.

I've not managed it, but I have walked in on a couple at it, when as an estage agent with keys, and taking a family round to the property after no answer from the phone……

A friend of mine while driving with a lady friend decided to give me some relief in London Traffic Jam to the delight of lorry drivers on adjacent lanes.

His words to wife:
I did not have sexual relations with that woman… 😈

have had several upfront offers over the last 12 years as a postie , but as my wife is a nympho have no need to go elsewhere 8)

Did you ring twice carlosg?

Zaskar, can you just rephrase that…I'm sure you haven't worded it correctly 😯

'confessions of a window cleaner'.
Sure it's a myth but a 'friend of a friend' was a window cleaner and got a great free show one day. Got a bit distracted and fell through open bedroom window just in time to get an eyeful.
I'd like to think that somewhere, some time, this actually happened…

Zaskar, can you just rephrase that…I'm sure you haven't worded it correctly
hahaha

Zaskar, can you just rephrase that…I'm sure you haven't worded it correctly

Seconded…

B'ham airport disabled toilet was fun, she wasn't disabled but she said it was better as there was more room and there were bars to hang on to, thank goodness for delayed flights to Edinburgh!

So zaskar…where exactly were you? On the back seat? Was your friend driving? 😯

Don't suppose your friend's lady friend was too chuffed! 8)

Zaskar, can you just rephrase that…I'm sure you haven't worded it correctly

I suspect he started out pretending it happened to somebody else, but halfway through typing he got so excited he forgot.

there was one site i worked on at the Isle of Dogs where if you run up to the top floor of a morning you'd get a eyeful of some woman coming out of the shower and then running around naked for an hour or more before leaving for work.

then there was another site where all the brickies downed tools each day at 9:30 to watch some bird having a shower.

BUT, THE BEST was on a local site where half the block was completed. the block was built in a 'U' shape and one of the apartments had been bought by some little daddies girl. we left site one afternoon and she had her mates helping her move in.
got on site the next moring and a mate and i went up to work on a roof and have a cheeky spliff in the sunshine. we then clocked this bird asleep in her bed – having no curtains as she'd just moved in – and we had a perfect view into her flat through the large patio doors. as we were giggling away we saw something/one roll around on the floor. it was one of the two girls from the night before. she got up and was wearing a pair of knickers and a singlet top. she then proceeded to try and wake up her friend by jumping on the bed. we then saw that there were two people in the bed. the brunette to whom the flat belonged and her other mate. whilst this was going on matey and i phoned everyone we knew on site. the three girls were running around scantily clad in their knickers and little summer tops for a good two hours before getting properly dressed.

i think there must have been 15-20 blokes up there on the roof that morning.

Zaskar, please!! You'll have hora tracking you down any minute if you don't clear this up!

I was onced called out to a job in Surbiton. Turned out to be just a blocked sink however she'd also had a problem with a fuse box and there was an Electrician also on call at the house.

One thing led to another and I removed her blockage whilst the electrician lit her up.

Was very nice.

Many years ago when I was still a young man repairing telephones I called at a house and was welcomed in by a pleasant looking lady in her 30's

Tea and biscuits were offered, started chatting and got on to how she was glad to see somebody for a chat, got very lonely and arrangements were made for after work drinks.
A very pleasant night followed and a young chap went off to work next day feeling rather chipper

Kept in contact and a further meeting was arranged for the weekend

Rest of the week went well and couple of days later found myself attending a house in the same road, got chatting and I mentioned the lady with whom I had made the friendship
The householder knew Carol and said how sorry for her she felt since her husband went to prison, oh said i how awful, nothing too serious i hope?

Well sort of, attempted murder of his wife's fella, surprisingly we didn't see each other again and swapped with a mate to another patch

Lesson learnt although it was still very tempting in a dangerous sort of way

^^^^
😆 Brilliant!

Love the way the ladies are giving this thread a wide berth 😉

I was once doing laps around the 3 sisters. (That's a small racing circuit in the NW , not 3 actual sisters. It takes it's name from 3 matching 'slag heaps ' that were reclaimed . )
Anyway , I'm doing laps , not training you understand , training's for lame- oes.
So I come round this long bend and see a dog . Dogs are often spotted in this area , the NW , so I check my speed , not wanting to upset the owner .
No owner is immediatly apparent , so now going much slower , I drop onto a little downhill track just off the main one , I was training , er , lapping on.
There's the owner . A right sexy MILF you kids would say , although this being the early 90s that phrase had yet to be coined , with her kecks down having a piss.
ok , not exactly shocking . And i didnt particularly stare or owt , but we did make eye contact . To be honest , it was a bit awkward .
So I carry on .
Next lap , I come round a corner and she's there ,coming towards me .
As we pass , she just give me the cheekiest / sexy grin . Like ever .
If you knew then …..

As a construction worker I've seen loads of things . Make your hair curl….

Of course , since the Bob Geldof incident on TV , nothing shocks anyone .
Nudity / swearing /pornography /casual sex is commonplace .I'm told .
Unless the above mentioned involved , say , the queen , and say , the pope , we'd all just go , " Oh yea so and so , did you see that ?
Yea , it's on youtube .Who won the football anyway?

I tell ya .

It's the beginning.

Love the way the ladies are giving this thread a wide berth

You're just not so good at fibbing.

I'm not revealling anything on a public forum that has my automatically logged in at home.

**** that. Well apart from the time above where me and an Electrician made sweet love to a customer pron-script-style 😆

that zaskar post is text book 😆

1986 I was working for a friend of my fathers who owned a nursing home just doing some garden maintance whilst waiting for my proper job to start. The wife of the guy who owned it was sexy irish/swedish lady I was 22 she was 42 and often came out with drinks and made me lunch, she also started to ask me to accompany her to the bank as she always paid in large amounts of cash and would feel safer if I came with her, she the started to ask me to take my shirt off while working in the garden, so I obliged as it was a warm summer, during this summer we became rather good friends and as her husband was an Engineer busy working on away on Nimrod, she was rather lonley, Anyway one day while she asked me to help remove some furniture from a flat she owned, anyhow whilst there she asked me to come and sit on the bed with her were she started to rub my shoulders and then slowly remove my clothes, she was totally dominant so I had to oblige..the start of a very very steamy summer. I learnt a thing or to that year! 😉