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Celibacy..........
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LittlestHobo - I like the idea that paying for something rules them out of being a sexual deviant
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barnes - you're just difficult!
as easygoing as a chainsaw :o) You want easy ?
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and for the women (well, I would feel certainly) it would be like walking into the Lion's den..
ROOARR!
/makes clawing movement with hand
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you wouldn't be you if you were easy.........
i would upload a pic of myself on my profile here but i've never been able to get the avatar thingy to work
lol @ samuri
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I am a bit worried that the ride will be lopsided in ratio and that without some effort, even in a small and balanced group, the girls and guys could end up only really talking to one or two others and not get a moment to talk to others. Still worth a try though. If you go along with the thought that it's just a ride that has an opportnity to meet people (nothing more) then it should be okay.
You could try not having too long a ride,stopping every now and again, rules to include riding with a different partner every 15mins or so wherever possible, having some of those speed dating type games, a bag of cards with some personal questions, anything you can think of................
Like Hobo I met my SO @ school when 15, 40 yrs on, 2 kids and 3 grand kids she has over the past 2yrs lost 2/3st and returned to her teenage shape(nearly, gravity etc
)I have neighbours and friends in the same position as some of the posters on here so can sort of understand.
aliagh...one of my neighbours has 2 daughters, 1 at uni doing PE and the other working in Boots. She has "lived" or her kids and says she is not bothered about men. I suspect she may think all men are the same as her ex....a total a......e
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Could the site not make premium members able to see the sex of the other members. Have the ladies pink and men blue (Whatever). I only say premium as they will have paid and hopefully not be some sexual devient.
uh, I'm a premium member so that goes out of the window
Why not just chat up anyone who seems nice and go gay if necessary ?
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makes clawing movement with hand
like Lady GaGa in her Bad Romance video ? How apt!
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i love that song!
you can't just chat up people on here - it doesn't work!
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Ah..i can see my other post now, good.
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If you fancy another member then send the email.
I'm not sure I want to be stalked by mud splattered girlies...
oh, go on then :o)
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I lost my virginity when I was 16. Found it again when I got married.
I lol'ed.
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I model myself on you Trekster. I imagine me & Jo when we are your age sitting on a bench by the sea sharing a poke of chips together in our disability chariots
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simonfbarnes - Premier Member
Could the site not make premium members able to see the sex of the other members. Have the ladies pink and men blue (Whatever). I only say premium as they will have paid and hopefully not be some sexual devient.
uh, I'm a premium member so that goes out of the window Why not just chat up anyone who seems nice and go gay if necessary ?
As far as i am aware no ladies have complained at you inviting them to chow down on your dick in any of your emails though so although you are mildly over enthusisatic about the ladies (Arses), i dont think any of the women are too bothered. And having seen the photos of you, i imagine most of the ladies would be quietly confident of fending you off even if you did get carried away
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handbags at dawn!
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And having seen the photos of you, i imagine most of the ladies would be quietly confident of fending you off even if you did get carried away
I shall take that sideswipe as a compliment to my lightly-muscled frame
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i think you are all over complicating this and going into one. let someone organise it and just make it a casual rideout where a roughly equal number of girls and lads turn up and just go for the offroading. if anyone like anyone, then email them.
maybe you could have a "no chatting up" rule whilst everyones out together.i used to be painfully shy and crap with women.im now married and much more happy and confident. meeting people is painfull and hard but as they say, "if you dont ask, you dont get"...
just do it, youll all have a fun day out...
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and just make it a casual rideout where a roughly equal number of girls and lads turn up
easy to say, hard to achieve! On those occasions I've looked forwards to being outnumbered by women a load of extra blokes have always arrived at the last minute
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that's because you're irresistible
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i think you are all over complicating this and going into one.
maybe you could have a "no chatting up" rule whilst everyones out together.
It just became complicated.
Surely people should be able to do exactly as they please... ?
Kev
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well if you wanna go swimming, you need to get in the water first..
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tis true
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This seems to be heading for a ride consisting of aleigh, her chaperon and ride guide (c-g) and me just now...sounds reasonable, even if neither of the girls meet my criteria, I'm sure we will still have a nice ride.
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sounds like a plan to me
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Ride up to Yorkshire then i can join in.
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Oh Neil, how naïve thou art.
What will actually happen is you'll plan to go riding with two ladies but at the last minute the prospect of Samuri's lion impression will cause them to bottle it leaving you to get lost in Swinley along with the thirty-two other blokes who turned up on the chance that they'd be the sole male.
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lol - that's brilliant!
grrrrrrrr
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this got too complicated/ridiculous/easy to take the mick out of... so, considering the distance too (i'm in manchester), i doubt i'll be turning up.
not that that'll change anything for anybody that does, mind.think i'll work on becoming a successful comedian instead.
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To Doog & herbivore: why not have a Northern singles ride?
It might go something like this:
"Ee oop, where's all t'lasses?"
"Well bugger me wit a pit pony, they've all stopped 'ome."
"Aye, and too right, where they ought'be."
(Rascist? Me? Je pense que non!)
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why not have a Northern singles ride?
cos hora would turn up and try to bum everybody there, both male and female...
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Scienceofficer - I will not respond to Edukator's post as I find it quite offensive. His previous postings had a particularly unpleasant tone to them too.
Everyone else - why not use the Swinley ride as social networking too, ie to meet up for drinks, go to gigs etc etc. It doesn't need to just be about dating!
Tend to agree with Kev too, it doesn't need to be complicated.
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Seriously tho i've ridden round calderdale/lancashire borders for years and can prolly count the amount of ladies i've seen on one hand (oooeeer)
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You need to come down south then
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I dont have a valid passport.
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