Milkshake on Channel 5 is where it’s at for cute presenters

FMBs
took me a while, that one. Up here they’re known as ‘slag wellies’ (or waders, depending on the length)

Can we have more pictures of Konnie. She’s lovely.

Konnie and Zoe.

Imagine the fun they had with some sticky backed plastic and a washing up liquid bottle.

Ok Then,
Since you asked nicely…

Sarah Jane mmmm.
http://www.sarah-jane.biz/index.htm

Caledonian, on the middle pic I can just imagine me tapping something against her forehead and asking who her daddy is….

Sarah Jane is just a little bit scary though.

LMAO @ Hora……I imagined something similar….boys will be boys

The population of Balamory seems to be unlike most small Scottish Islands.

If you think that’s PC, you should try Postman Pat!

sarah jane honeywell looks like a riddler

LMAO @ hora – nice work !

Just had this sent to me, I did chuckle and think of this thread, so here it is:

asking who her daddy is….

That freaks me out, I understand the connotations but it does have a tendency to suggest a father-daughter relationship, which I find a little odd.

which I find a little odd

Yeah, totally. The desire to become the phallus-wielding father is something that *should* be mastered during the normal course of adolescence. The need to reiterate one’s status as bearer-of-the-phallus in later life would suggest an unresolved Oedipal conflict in which the ‘daughter’ is a displacement of the mother along the daughter-mother axis.

The amputee thing is a whole other kettle of fish. My missus said that she though men were finding the amputee presenter attractive because the end of her stump looks like a vagina; I said it has a kind of hermaphrodite quality because of its phallic form – a kind of vagina at the end of a penis.

All very odd.

My missus said that she though men were finding the amputee presenter attractive because the end of her stump looks like a vagina; I said it has a kind of hermaphrodite quality because of its phallic form – a kind of vagina at the end of a penis.

Now that has elevated this thread even further into the realms of the weird.
Pass the mindbleach, someone.

My missus said that she though men were finding the amputee presenter attractive because the end of her stump looks like a vagina; I said it has a kind of hermaphrodite quality because of its phallic form – a kind of vagina at the end of a penis.

WTF. Mindbleach this way too please, I cant and dont even want to think about any of that. It is utterly wierd, and slightly worrying that this thought process occurs.

this is turning into a david cronenberg film… breasts with eyes next i tell thee.

My missus said that she though men were finding the amputee presenter attractive because the end of her stump looks like a vagina; I said it has a kind of hermaphrodite quality because of its phallic form – a kind of vagina at the end of a penis.

Whooooooaaaaaa.OVER-ANALYSIS!

I would suggest a Freudian root to the phenomenon.

When a boy sees naked females, they notice the absence of a willy where to them, one should be.. this then becomes associated with sex later in life, thereby creating a link between sex and missing body parts.

Pass the mindbleach, someone.

There is no such thing, as Mindbleach. Once the mind is stained, it is stained forever. Only death can free you from the torment and pain….

Can we get back to Sarah-Jane please. (clicked on this thread ‘cos I was surprised it was still going-last few posts have wierded me out a bit :?)

Konnie does it for me…….. Anyone got her phone number?

Holy thread resurrections batman!

rossi, you need to get broadband mate.

think he's just been watching weakest link

>think he's just been watching weakest link

Yup, thought the same. No doubt some left handed googling found this thread 😉

Nah, for me it has to be Kari Byron one of the Mythbusters presenters.

This is apparently one of the top threads of the year!!

Father, forgive me for I have sinned…..

I've developed a 'thing' for Nina (but it's not for her neurons). My kids love watching it, so there's no escape – the accent, the boundless cheeriness.

help

Or how about presenter that have moved on since kids tv, like Holly Willoughby?

its the pig tails init!

…Literally wiping tears from my eyes now.

STW at its purile, random bestest. 😀

She's on now, very hot.

But current Children's TV presenter is.

zoe has always floated my boat as does the lady that Hora posted, she's lovely!

There is a Youtube video of Sarah Jane getting her first tattoo, a pair of wings, nice.

Agree with Genisis on Kari from Mythbusters, then of course ther is Donna from 'That 70's Show'……….. 😉

There is a Youtube video of Sarah Jane getting her first tattoo, a pair of wings, nice.

Her brown wings?

Sarah Jane looks like a 12year old boy. Not good.
Nina, on the other hand, is absolute filth.

Justin from Gigglebiz and Something special gets my vote – he's a hunka hunka BSL'ing, crossdressing love!