"Yeah, OK so a cow can clean my ears better than an ear-bud but I’ve not got a big enough backpack to carry them!"

or "after a misudderstanding at Christmas this is my new Cowm-elbak"

surely he’s ‘back in the office’ by now?

Giro get it wrong when told to ‘beef’ up their helmet straps…

the suspenders are killing me!

I mean suspense! [twitches nervously]

Is that a multi-tool in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me ?

Tracker1972 gets the prize, for quality and quantity……

just goes to show, if you through enough sh!t at the wall etc etc

I’m not bitter, ggggrrrrrrr

I know it’s over but did Matt fool anyone at Singletrack he could pull a girl with the old earings on a cow trick?

Dave – Moderator

Tracker1972 gets the prize, for quality and quantity……

Or to put it another way, having nothing better to do with a dodgy(glass)back.
Backs been fine since the weekend and now this!! Can life get any better?
Oh yea, might get out for a bl**dy ride soon.

Wonder what the prize might be, the missing sleeves from Matt’s T-shirt (hope they came off before he wore it)? A night out in Todmorden with Daisy?

"It started as a pimple on my nose" said the cow

"Stop distracting me daisy, I’m trying to write the Direct Debit form!"

Better late than never eh?!

i can see daylight through here!