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'I told her I wanted an Iron Horse, NOT a Jersey Cow!'
press launch swag gone mad.
Daisy is impressed with the thought of the bicycle made for two!
Swiss Siamese twins enjoy a pleasant trip to mountains to prepare for pending separation operation.
You look just like the back end of a cow dear
The hills are alive,
Withe sound off Moo-sick,
It is sick tho aint it ? that cow could have pulled someone
less horriBULL
Is that a milky bar in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
So, who won?
I'll decide on Monday, I'm not in the office until then.
So get those captions in if you want to be in with a chance 🙂
*ucky *ucky one dorrar
the ride wasnt much cop but at least matt found a fat cow to lick his helmet
She gave him an earfull when she found out he was back on 'grass'
Dave was always ready to take advice on how getting your weight in the right place can prevent the type of crash he had just had
You can ring my bell any time.
.... I said YOU'RE SWEATIER THAN A BULL'S SCROTUM you deaf munter....
...psss Floyd Landis does not do drugs, you heard it from a mad cow
I've got something you'll never ave ...........................................................................
You've had the sleeves, now sod off !!
M
Realizing that they had consumed waaaay too much beer the night before Daisy tried to explain that she wasn't joking, it was just a one night thing...
I know it's not full tongues but I am hoofing the other bloke as well .......
As an alternative to shaving it was never going to be popular.
Matt's attempt to impress Julie Andrews and the Von Trapp kids by shoving a freshly sharpened pencil up his bum and a cow into his ear is just not going to work is it
"Look Sweetheart, I've told you not to pester me whilst I'm working, I'll see you later alright!"
Mate on left " ha ha, told you....cows tongues [u]are[/u] made of velcro!"
It started as wart on the end of my nose!
Did anyone ever win this?
Or is it still open, was kind of hoping it would become a weekly feature 🙂
Got hooked up in deadline stuff. I'll announce a winner later today
"Can you ride tandem"
slowly slowly catchie Mattie 🙂
"Todmorden's first gay night club is a real meat market"
"Even the cows despaired at the product of the January Beard thread"
Mmmmmm - they taste better than grass. This changes [i]everything[/i]...
"what's that you say?" Matt couln't make a decision if hi *rse depended on it?
[i]"Todmorden's first gay night club is a real meat market"[/i]
This one gets my vote, that's if we are voting? Nice one TRH.
[i]slowly slowly catchie Mattie[/i]
Very good 🙂
"Yeah, OK so a cow can clean my ears better than an ear-bud but I've not got a big enough backpack to carry them!"
or "after a misudderstanding at Christmas this is my new Cowm-elbak"
surely he's 'back in the office' by now?
Giro get it wrong when told to 'beef' up their helmet straps...
the suspenders are killing me!
I mean suspense! [twitches nervously]
Is that a multi-tool in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me ?
Tracker1972 gets the prize, for quality and quantity......
just goes to show, if you through enough sh!t at the wall etc etc
I'm not bitter, ggggrrrrrrr
I know it's over but did Matt fool anyone at Singletrack he could pull a girl with the old earings on a cow trick?
Dave - ModeratorTracker1972 gets the prize, for quality and quantity......
Or to put it another way, having nothing better to do with a dodgy(glass)back.
Backs been fine since the weekend and now this!! Can life get any better?
Oh yea, might get out for a bl**dy ride soon.
Wonder what the prize might be, the missing sleeves from Matt's T-shirt (hope they came off before he wore it)? A night out in Todmorden with Daisy?