Of dog sh1te , if you can I would make it compulsory for every dog owner to register a sample on a database so when you find a turd quick sample, find owner and fine them. As I can’t recognise the dog by the taste of its sh1te.

yes you can i believe its been done to trace dog owners

http://www.geekosystem.com/dog-poop-dna-test/

Bryan, you been eating shit?

Ach you know how it is.

This is my idea, you’ve stolen it. Not the shit eating bit, but the dogshit dna database one.
All dogs chipped n licenced, if their shit is found, the owner has to eat it.

Its bad when you get the flick up fromfront wheel but its even worse when you hit a dog egg with the petrol strimmer 😯