three cars stand out above all other for pure shiteness
BMW Z4
Mazda 3
pug 406
best
Honda integra type R DC2
Porsche Cayman S 3.4
Porsche GT3 2001
three cars stand out above all other for pure shiteness
BMW Z4
Mazda 3
pug 406
best
Honda integra type R DC2
Porsche Cayman S 3.4
Porsche GT3 2001
Worst Allegro courtesy car whilst my best car was in for dent management
Best Scirroco Storm GTI
Best...my 1984 XR3i.
Worst...my 1984 XR3i.
Worst- Renault 5 mk1 with four speed lottery gearbox
Most Fun - Smart Roadster with 101bhp tuning
Best - Alfa (Can't remember the number) green cloverleaf
Most notable - The alfa for blowing the bottom of the engine out on the A1 at 60-70mph
on and on - Memberthree cars stand out above all other for pure shiteness
BMW Z4
Mazda 3
pug 406
I honestly don't know about the worst. Even my first car - a 1.4 N reg Escort had a little bit of 'something' about it and wasn't that bad to drive.
Best have to be my 2 current cars - a mk1 1.6 Mazda Eunos S-Special with some goodies bolted to it and yes, a Ford Mondeo (2.2 ST TDCi but its just brilliant to drive and its always nice to look down, see the fuel gauge at a quarter full and the computer to say I still have about 150 miles left in the tank).
Best - Lamborghini Gallardo, really is a supercar that drives like a hot hatch, brilliant.
Worst - Kia Sedona / Nissan Micra. Need I say nore. Worst supercar I drove was an early 2000's Dodge Viper, no driver feedback through any of the inputs.
If I had to choose the perfect car for the road it would be an Exige though
I honestly don't know about the worst. Even my first car - a 1.4 N reg Escort had a little bit of 'something' about it and wasn't that bad to drive.
try taking a french car out for a spin, that'll see you right.
I dunno, a clio cup or a 106 rallye could see you wrong
Best: Honda Accord Type-r
fantastic engine, just makes me smile thinking about it...
Worst: Austin Maestro
re-heated maxi, gearbox made of finest cheese and rubber, just awful - made an allegro seem great
worst: would be this, like driving a bus (I would imagine), scarey to drive fast especially with it's drum brakes, but it was great fun to tinker with. It nearly caused an accident on the A1 (rubber necker I mean, not my driving)

Best: was a Subaru Impreza Turbo Hatchback, not mine, belonged to a friend 10 years ago, but I drove it to Glencoe (400miles) and it flew (with 5 blokes and a weeks worth of kit and climbing gear).
Best - I love my little 172cup - for all its little faults it just makes me smile whenever I drive it. However best is definitely the Megane R26.R i had the pleasure of playing in a few months ago, epic epic car.
Worst - City Rover! Was given to me as a hire car for 3 days. Words simply cannot describe how awful it was.
Best Hillman Imp
Worse and il get slatted for this Mini
Imp had more room, handled better and more high tech.
Best: Jaguar XFR (Genuinely, and by a mile ... but I do feel it necessary to state a vested interest
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Worst? So many and so many criteria by which to judge....
Absolute: Some sh*te 198o-something Cavalier I had as a courtesy car once.
Relative: (ie Disappointing, given the expectations) Close-run between Bentley Arnage and a 1999 Porsche 911
Best:
Integra DC2. Loved it so much and the only car I really miss.
Worst:
Ford Fusion. Just rubbish. Handles like a boat and the clutch doesn't seem to work properly.
Quite fond of the Mondeo ST TDCi estate we have now in a 'do it all' kind of way.
Quite fond of the Mondeo ST TDCi estate we have now in a 'do it all' kind of way.
Yeah, the definition of best is a vague one isn;t it? If the question were, 'which car have you driven would you want to live with?' then I'd forget about cool, fast cars i've driven and go straight for my current Honda Accord CDTI which is the comfiest car I've ever been in, gets 50mpg+, looks alright and can fit in and drive with, 5 adults really comfortably because it's huge and has a million torques.
The car I loved most was my 1.7 Zetec Puma. Loved the looks, it fitted me perfectly and was supremely comfortable on long runs, and it handled superbly, like a Kart 'round corners. Miss it like mad, just couldn't afford to own it any longer.
Worst car? There are two I drove on a regular basis for a while, and I thank the deity of your choice I never owned either.
First was a Yugo, which was a company car! No part of that car's controls had any connection with the real world. They may have been bolted into one body shell but there was no consensus between pedals, steering and gearshift and the parts they were supposed to control. The second was a base-model Vectra 1.8L. Truly, truly awful car. Clarkson was totally right about how bad those cars were. Accelleration measured with an eggtimer, and seats that had me squirming in discomfort within 1/4 mile of starting off, with three or four hours of driving to look forward to. A lighted rag in the filler would have been appropriate.
Best: Lotus Elise S2 111R
Worst: Metro 1.4 Diesel
Best (as passenger): Lotus Elise S1 with 225bhp VAG lump 'round the Nurburgring
Best car i owned was my Vauxhall Aastra estate 1.3 merit, had loads of fun in that car it went everywere and was 100% reliable
Worst was a 2ltr vectra n reg it was terrible
best car i have ever driven is a 1969 Lotus F2 car, flipping insane on the road
Ford Fiesta Pop 950cc 17yr old with xr2 wheels and tyres. Great fun. Engine bulit proof but the body work rusts and more rusts!
Renault 19 1. GTX-electric sunroof but that was it -wind up windows. Why?
Ok at everything-bit boring though. Comfy.
Ford Escort RS Turbo with all extras-quick and still could shop and put 4 ppl in it. Handled on smooth roads, cheapish. Attracts a boy racer image that made me sell it.
Mondeo-sports version-LTD edition, big, fast, handles, solid and took 2 bikes in the back. Wolf in sheeps clothing doesn't attract bad image or boy racer/angry driver abuse etc.
BMW E39 525 SE-al extras, 18 inch BMW alloys, full leather-solid-beauty to drive. Drank loads though.
Best RS4
Worst the new Astra
Best for me was the Ferrari 360 I drove on sunday at an 'experience' although only got 4 laps so didn't have much chance to get any sort of feel for it. The Power and braking is awesome!
Worst - has to be Nissan Almera Hire car, horrible thing to drive.
Best was an ex-works lhd 6speed 205Gti rally car bloody fast and precise for a fwd car, worst was an F355 Ferrari pile of steaming poo it was like all the controls were connected by string/elastic!
Worst I've ever driven was probably a Citroen AX with a gearbox like flopping a stick around in a tub of porridge, as much power as a small blender, handling like a matress and windows that didn't open. Worst I owned was a 1.0l yellow Metro that was mainly made of rust and could manage three cylinders on a good day.
Best I've ever driven is easy - a Porsche 911 Turbo around Donnington Park. Best I've ever owned is probably the 1.8T Passat I have now, fast enough, comfortable and surprisingly economical. And you can fit shedloads in it. Although my old MKII Golf is a close second, even though it was a 1.6 Driver (and never worked properly after driving through the Hull floods) mainly held together with gaffer tape and tie wraps it was still brilliant fun on twisty roads.
I agree with solamanda worst vehicle is my current works Mitsubishi L200 completely gutless even after a new turbo fitted, heavy on diesel, utter crap turning circle and eats through front tyres.
Most fun car to drive was my Mercedes A-class It was fun to drive nippy and with the back seats out like a van and ideal for biking great semi-automatic gear box and engine just a shame about the rest.
Best = my mates Nissan 350Z. After a couple of hours "hustling" it along country lanes, I really didn't want to give it back.
Worst = Hyundai Accent. My god it was shite.
Best: My mates Maseratti 3200 GT which he leant me for 4 days for my honeymoon. Brilliant car, comfy, super fast, a proper headturner
Worst: I had a mark 2 sierra that used to fill up with smoke when you drove it over thirty miles an hour. Motorway journeys had to be done with the windows open to combat the onset of carbon monoxide poisoning.
Hmm, the best car I've driven isn't based on the driving experience (as I've only driven it all of perhaps 40ft since I've owned it) but is based on the fact its a classic, its mine and one day it'll be on the road again. A '67 Shelby Mustang GT350.
If I'm going to be honest though and rate cars I've properly driven then my friend David's Audi RS6 Avant that we used to get down to the French Alps last year takes some beating, if only due to that fantastic noise it makes in those alpine tunnels. Seats are a little hard though.
The worst car (or perhaps most disappointing would be a better description) would be my brothers old Dodge Viper GT2. The heaviest clutch in the world, hot as hell, noisy, extremely poor external views and some of the cheapest looking plastics are used for the dash etc. In a straight line off the lights though a complete hoot, until you have to change gear.
Best - Mitsi Evo 8 on a track, otherwise a Ford Focus (I ahve relatively humble cars at my disposal).
Worst - Mini Metro
Best - my Audi TT (which I have now) or my Ford Puma 1.7VVTI.
Although the Lotus Exige (supercharged) around Silverstone was quite amazing too - but I try to blank the memory out to stop me constantly considering selling a kidney to get one...
Most hateful - a Citroen ZX 'Furio' although quite why it was branded a Furio I still cannot understand.
Best;
Mk1 MX-5 1.6 - Brilliant fun, simple but amazingly well engineered.
A close second would be a Mk2 VW Golf GTI 8V for similar reasons.
Worst;
Pick one from many - Merc A Klasse hire car - must have been designed by someone who had never driven.
you can get 5 bikes (inc tyres, and some riding gear) in the *boot* of my mk2 mondeo estate, so as a tool to get people riding without strapping stuff to the extremities, i guess thats pretty good
its also dull as ditchwater. Worst car I ever owned\drive was a mk2 polo. terrible thing. only owned it for 3 days - bought it to get home when my other car broke down
My mums Passat 1.8T was a very good car and quick enough for me when I was 18
Best thing was I could have it almost whenever I wanted.
Most fun (but a bit chav looking) was my cousins Corsa I borrowed for 3 days. 1.4L 82BHP, but fully adjustable Koni suspension front and back, meant I could go as quick on the straights as in the corners. Handled like a go cart, fun, fun, fun, pretty light as it was a 3dr so 82bhp was good enough.
Also my mates dad Integra Type R, revs to 9000RPM, what a noise, shame I was only a passanger. Now waiting till he gets his dads 911 Carrera S on the road and will see how that goes.
To get to use my mums Passat whenever I wanted I had to drive this for about 6 months first 
FSO Polonez,we were the same age when I had it, handled as a boat, and with it's 1.5L (75bhp when it was new in 1987, so around 40bhp in 2004 :-)) engine, anything was quicker than me. I think that my mums approach was better and meant she loves me rather than giving me her car right after passing the test so that I could drive into a tree
Still could get me to places quicker than on foot, so that's a plus.
Daewoo Matiz might be worse or equally bad. Nothing I liked about that car.
Grande Punto hire car, wasn't really bad,somewhere above Polonez, but way under the VW, just uncomfortable and slow with it's 1.2 engine.
Best: Peugeot 205 GTi 1.6. The 1.6 is very well balanced compared to the 1.9 - the brakes and suspension are capable of getting you out of the trouble the engine puts you into, which several 1.9 owners found out didn't happen with the bigger engine. I regretted selling that car (to a friend) almost as much as I regretted not buying it back off him a year later in thoroughly restored condition for the same money. Doh. I'd only sold it because the 4,000 - odd miles a year I drive is mostly on motorways. Ironically, I don't need to do that any more. Should have kept it.
Worst car? My girlfriend's A Class. Perfectly good car, but very, very boring.
Best = Ferrari 360 Challenge Stradale
Worst = Rover Metro
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