http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-25594482

Some pretty rare stuff pinched.

*Hic*

*orders kebab*

*tells Jamie: “Oi Luvsh youuuuuuuuuuu”*

*stumbles in, falls over, is sick, crawls out*

*makes inappropriate sexual proposal based on nothing more than dutch courage*

*unzips*

**

*is thankful for lucky escape*

I have a bottle of Tactical nuclear penguin, which I got for my 30th, and apart from the obvious, I’m not entirely sure what I’m supposed to do with it. At 32% it’s hardly a session ale!

*locks door before Boxfish can leave*

*winks salaciously at boxfish*

*struggles to focus on the two young ladies in the room, sharts, then passes out*

*pounces*

*suffers vivid dreams of being crushed by an elephant seal*

*[img]http://i.imgur.com/J6gypsz.png[/img]*

That’s some lipstick he has there

*fetches wet’n’dry vac*

*makes involuntary noises not unlike those of a female elephant seal being serviced by The Beachmaster*

Brilliant 😀

Jamie’s internet search history would make interesting conversation in a security clearance interview 🙂

*incognito*

*would not defeat spooks*

*spooky lipsticks*