ive been cultavating my beard now for 3 months , its a nice ginger curly work of art problem is im getting a road bike does this mean i will have to shave it as well as take the ears tail and peak of my helmet and diguse the fact that im useing mtb spds instead of road spd neck breakers

Get a fake latex chin and disguise the beard? Perhaps sculpted in aero fashion?

do you think my beard could be classed as a crumple zone

I shaved my 3month beard off yesterday coincidentally.
That’s all really.

ginger ? commiserations etc.

Convert the road bike to single speed, then you can keep both.

There’s two types of people that wear beards. Sex pests and idiots.

You can keep it if you can dish out the pain. Same applies if you have hairy legs.

tut tut allthepies i bet your the type of person who does like watching sheep get there freak on

sc-xc – Member
There’s two types of people that wear beards. Sex pests and idiots.

My girlfriend is working in Hong Kong for year. I am growing a bear while she is away. She say I look like an idiot, she has also call me a sex pest. But which is better?

Personally I am aiming for a Taliban look.

sounds like a good plan that does nick ,dont fancy 52/18 though

I don’t understand shaving – why would a man want to look like a pre-pubescent boy?

cos the pro’s do it.

TheBrick…I’m not going to argue with anyone that can grow a bear.

I don’t understand beards – why would a man want to look like[b] the sex life of[/b] a pre-pubescent boy?

GW – Member
I don’t understand beards – why would a man want to look like the sex life of a pre-pubescent boy?

Ok, you don’t seem to shave.

Now tell us why are you trying to look attractive to men with beards?
🙂

Beards = good
Ginger beards = even better

Ok, you don’t seem to shave.

😯

getting a little (more) creepy now.

My beard looks even better once the sun has bleached it abit ,the women have always loved my toned body and weathered looks

sc-xc – Member
There’s two types of people that wear beards. Sex pests and idiots.

Does that make me two people or do I have a split personality?

Kudos to the TheBrick, how do you grow a bear??

[Quote]sc-xc – Member There’s two types of people that wear beards. Sex pests and idiots [/quote]

Cursed with only being able to grow bum fluff SC-XC? Did Mr puberty miss you out?

Not at all RD…but the general consensus is that it would be a crime for me to cover my face with hair. If I wasn’t so good looking I would consider it.

sc-xc, my wife has a beard & she’s not bad looking 🙂

cupid stunt, pics or it aint so!

Where do you buy those enchanted mirrors from SC-XC?

At worst, people will only think that you are too poor to get kitted out ‘properly’ and/or ill-informed (perhaps even stupidly so) about the way things should be done.

It’s an anxiety thing, upsetting the established order, going against the grain, all that kinda thing.

Ideally, you’ll come to be regarded as a harmless old eccentric (which is how I think my LBS see me).

Don’t forget to wear baggy shorts over decent, road branded bib-shorts too. This is both comfortable (because of the decent bib-shorts) and useful as you’ll have pockets (for your camera, small change, food).

A few mates are going through a beard phase – one looks like Catweasel, another looks like Rasputin and the last looks like a pubescent boy as it’s a feeble patchy looking thing.

I’ll carry on shaving.

All the greatest serial killers have beards!

My bearded office colleague was in the process of blowing me a kiss (it’s a friendly office), as he pursed his lips i couldn’t help but notice that his beard framed lips looked like a dogs ringpiece. It made me think two things, the first being don’t grow a beard as i don’t want to look likes a dogs arse, the second being have i spent too much time looking at dogs bottoms?

ginger ? commiserations etc.

is there any other colour for beards?

At worst, people will only think that you are too poor to get kitted out ‘properly’ and/or ill-informed (perhaps even stupidly so) about the way things should be done.

or perhaps people will think you work in a rigidly structured office environment with a boss you hate,’line managers’, ‘out of the box thinking’, rules about when you take holiday, laminated notices about dirty cups by the sink and rules about clothing.

It’s Ginger and curly ,if I got hair straightners on it it would actualy be twice as long

If Your Dad Doesn’t Have a Beard, You’ve Got Two Mums
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmFnarFSj_U[/video]

cool vid