Conversation going on at the end of the office just now includes-
‘Most diseases can be cured by drinking more water’
‘If you’re not properly hydrated your cells can’t talk to each other and so will turn cancerous’
‘Your cells are like hanging baskets most peoples bodies are so dry that a first water just flows straight through them but once you’re hydrated the body retains it much better’

FFS!

You can die from drinking too much water.

Add that to the mix..

If you don’t drink enough water before banging your head on the desk you will cause more damage to the brain cells.

Fact.

If you don’t drink enough water you’ll get bunged up.

Filling your desk drawers with water can cure AIDS, even bad cat AIDS

If you combine drinking water with homeopathy by diluting it, it will do even more good.

Are we talking bottled water or RAW water!

You need organic water for it to be of any use…

Any specific temperature?

Ask them if they realise that tap water contains potentially lethal levels of dihydrogen monoxide.

any chance you can access their shoes ? – for hydration

Try holding your colleague’s head under water until properly hydrated.

get your science out of here – we only want FACTS

People who drink too much water have a 17% higher chance of being bummed.

Colour has to be important, too.

Ask them if Mick Fanning thinks water is dangerous…

If you add Aloe Vera juice to the water you will lose 80lbs!! or is that £80? I’m not too sure.

Needless to say we’re discussing low-carb, high fat water?

What tyres for water?

Hi
Slight change of tack but not too dissimilar.
A woman quoting a Latin legal phrase, relating to personal injury and blame (volenti non fit injuria), from many many years ago stated that because it was Latin it must have come from Europe!!!!
WTF!!!!!
Thanks
Steve

@ Cougar

Only tap water?

How much water does the Queen have?

Makes you think, doesn’t it?

I saw a video once of the queen as a little girl, with the queem mum (gawd bless ‘er), drinking some water

What the consensus on “pre-owned” water?

Also, water has a memory, so if you’ve pissed it off once it’s unlikely to helpful second time around

Filling your desk drawers with water can cure AIDS, even bad cat AIDS

Even bad cat aids?

I did not know that.

Is volenti a defence against death from over hydration?

What the consensus on “pre-owned” water?

All water is pre-owned – I think water from the kitchen tap has been drunk by approximately 7 or 8 people before you pour it into your glass.

Everybody who drinks water dies. FACT

We need moar water.
The Queen owns lots of water.
It’s a class conspiracy I tell you. 😉

I’m scared of water now

Only tap water?

I didn’t say “only,” but tap water is as good an example as any. You’d struggle to find a more highly concentrated source.

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

What’s the best biscuit to eat with water?

You mean Dihydrogen Monoxide – the chemical that can be lethal to humans and is found in many carcinogenic compounds, but is regularly sprayed on crops to boost growth?

Nasty stuff!

Edit: dammit Cougar!

Water biscuit? Obviously.

What’s the best biscuit to eat with water?

Are Cousteau Creams any good?

That infogram is wrong. A of few die of cold shock, not drowning…

Nice work there zippykona….

All water has previously been filtered by dinosaur kidneys.

http://www.techtimes.com/articles/56727/20150530/you-are-drinking-dinosaur-pee-everyday-heres-why.htm

Dinasours didn’t exist, silly.