And the populations of Reading, Henley and Maidenhead perform a similar service for Londoners.

And the populations of Reading, Henley and Maidenhead perform a similar service for Londoners.

And all the sheep and humans in North Wales do it for Brum, and the sheep and -humans in Cumbria and Peaks do it for Manchester 🙂

I remember a story about a remote pub in North Wales. Allegedly there was a sign in the bog: ‘Please don’t forget to flush this toilet – Liverpool needs the water’.

I remember as a child on first hearing about people passing water and wondering who they were passing it to !!! …….whats the fxxking deal here daddyo ?

tesco value still water makes yer willy fall off

Also fact

Is the water in a mug at the side of the bed?

Is the water in a mug beaker at the side of the bed?

Details, Matt, details.

😀

Details, Matt, details.

Damned straight.

Washing your wang in a mug would just be disgusting.

‘If you’re not properly hydrated your cells can’t talk to each other and so will turn cancerous’

Well, no. But if you really try, you can get an AKI and an appointment with a big turquoise machine with a load of roller pumps on it.

water you lot going on about now?

Have more people died from lack of water or because of water, 3rd world countries excluded.

Makes you think, I think

No one has yet asked the questions of where the hell do you work and why the hell do you still wok there?

I likes water me, drinks it all day I does.

Solo – Member

Any specific temperature?

Damn straight ain’t no water from the tap gonna cure your ailments you need boiled water cooled to body temperature of course 🙄

‘I don’t drink water. Fish **** in it.’

‘I don’t drink water. Fish **** in it.’

yeah I’ve seen that quote before, always asterixed out, so it begs the question….. micturate, defecate, fornicate, other….?

I know I could google it but cba

<edit> now googled, potty mouth!

I’ve been told you can identify which water to drink, based on the colour of the water.

Gov should issue a colour coded guide to safe water.

micturate, defecate, fornicate

Thanks, I’ve been looking for a motto to attach to my coat of arms…

IHN – Member

micturate, defecate, fornicate

Thanks, I’ve been looking for a motto to attach to my coat of arms…

Don’t forget “respirate.

Is the water in a beaker at the side of the bed?

Any specific temperature?

Ice cold would not be a good choice… 😯

Water biscuit? Obviously.

I should hope so, it’s been proven that air biscuits are seriously harmful (please share this with 100 people or your personal angel will be harmed).

Don’t be so leaudicrous.

D’eau

Chapeau

bearnecessities – Member

Dinasours didn’t exist, silly.

Count me in!

because it was Latin it must have come from Europe!!!!

She has a point though…

there’s a t-shirt for that in China…
Drink more water