It's such a lovely feeling. The wind in your balls, and the knowledge that you're doing something that's not allowed but since it feels so good should be on the national curriculum.
I've never been into spectator sport, so that was never an option.It's not about them anyway, it's about me.
London's Selsdon Road E13 worked well though. It was late at night, but I still got followed down the road by a car with a driver leaning on the horn. My old neighbour enjoyed it and gave me a round of applause. Which was great. Nice to be appreciated.
So, is it just me? Can we share? Public nudity is great, there should be more of it.
