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The special olympics are being held in London and in order to help visitors, the organisers have published a leaflet containing the appropriate cockney rhyming slang:
Bacon rind = blind
Canary wharf = dwarf
Cardinal wolsley= cerebral palsy
wasps and bees = amputees
rasbery ripple= cripple
diet pepsi =epilepsy
benny and the SWEAR WORD jets = tourettesPosted 1 year ago # -
I told my Doctor
"Doctor, I feel as lifeless as a Welsh resort in the winter"He said
"Ah, it sounds like you're Rhyl."Posted 1 year ago # -
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The greatest joke of all time is of course:
What's brown and sticky?
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what's brown and smells of pine
a poo in radox bath
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Despite being reasonably careful about grammar and punctuation I have never grasped what this is about: "Which Tyler and the Pedant's Revolt".
[I have a copy of The Pedants' Revolt knocking about somewhere]
Hey ho!
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OP - took me a while, but I did chuckle when I finally got it
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What's brown and sticky?
the Isle of Wight Ferry?Posted 1 year ago # -
Crotchrocket ftw
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statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
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We call my grandfather "spider man"
he has no super powers, just struggles to get out of the bath
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Olly that's very good.
Where do pirates shop? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgos.
We think your wife has either VD or Alzhimers
What should I do?
Drop her off somewhere in the car and if she comes home don't **** her.Posted 1 year ago #
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