Let horse riders know you admire them. Let walkers know you’re coming up behind them. The applications for this are endless…

http://trotify.com/

You mean my dandy-horse?

completely and utter pointless.
£25? ….. trot on.

You even have to provide your own coconut!

Yeah, there’s no way I’d pay more than a tenner unless it came with a mane and a swishy tail

Sorry, but I tend to get distracted by jodhpurs, what was I meant to be doing?

Sorry, but I tend to get distracted by jodhpurs, what was I meant to be doing?

Yup. I’m ‘that’ guy…

This is awesome

They missed a trick not getting these ready for this month.

Although that fortunately means I wont be getting one from santa.

that is the dog’s bollocks

The blonde birds arse is nice

That is all

Will this allow me to ride footpaths, really churn them up, expect the right of way over all other users and not have to say thanks as I ride past staring deliberately ahead? 😉

I actually really like horses, but I’m glad they dont walk around on their hind legs, they’d be absolutely terrifying (not to mention unrideable).

I love that. Lots of work in that video too.