Is Assos cream OK for girls too or does it irritate their delicate parts ?
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Assos for girls too ?
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Posted 10 months ago #
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Just pulled this from the Amazon description which is probably taken directly from the tub or manufacturer:
Apply directly on the skin (avoid intimate areas) before each ride.
That suggests it might irritate delicate parts.
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yes, I thought that, but I seem to recall a female rider on here saying she used it. I'm taking a novice friend out for a ride tomorrow and I don't want her to get chafed...
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Avoid delicate areas? Isn't that like having a toothpaste that says "avoid tooth enamel"?
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What's her number because the stw massive needs to tell her what your REALLY like.
Good to hear from you again btw.Posted 10 months ago # -
Kettle on, biscuit anyone?
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i know lady cyclists that use it without a problem, just remember it's a cream, not a lube
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What's her number because the stw massive needs to tell her what your REALLY like
funny that any of you should think you know what I'm really like :o)
Posted 10 months ago # -
just remember it's a cream, not a lube
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Not a lube
Sniggers...
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FYI I hadn't contemplated dragging her into the undergrowth but now you've put the idea into my head
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I know of women who use it but the finer details of it's application I've never bothered asking.
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what does it taste like ?
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isnt it a bit like having a good shower with minty fresh shower gel? special tingles.
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I'm taking a novice friend out for a ride tomorrow and I don't want her to get chafed...
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special tingles sounds A-OK, but running around screaming "It burns, it burns!" isn't...
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. I'm taking a novice friend out for a ride tomorrow and I don't want her to get chafed...
yes lube up and how considerate of you IMHO
PS Please stay the forum is poorer without youPosted 10 months ago # -
I always feel its like having someone eat a couple of packets of extra strong mints, then blow gently on your nether-regions.
Maybe you should suggest that instead? Just a thought
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PS Please stay the forum is poorer without you
you just want to talk about rude stuff!
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simonfbarnes - Member
FYI I hadn't contemplated dragging her into the undergrowth but now you've put the idea into my headNo!,the beast has awaken. God please forgive us!
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having relayed this info to the lady she texted:
"That'll get the tongues wagging. Does it work on nipples too?"Posted 10 months ago # -
I've used it with no issues but imo/e its not worth the money compared to other chamois creams.
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simonfbarnes - Member
having relayed this info to the lady she texted:
"That'll get the tongues wagging. Does it work on nipples too?"
He shoots, he scores !
Posted 10 months ago # -
its not worth the money compared to other chamois creams
no probs, I have some but I don't use it any longer as the Altura Summit shorts I got are so comfy it's unnecessary. And obviously no one wants to take it off my hands
Posted 10 months ago # -
Would you though?
If the answer is no, then this thread is pointless.
If the answer is yes, then this thread is pointless without pics.
Posted 10 months ago # -
sfb, I think the instructions say not to rub on the "mucous membrane" which means, none of the sticky bits for girls and keep it away from the sticky bit of your bottom if you're a boy. If she rides normally, then she should know which bits get sore. A female friend used it for the etape caledonia and she reported that it helped somewhat but she was still chaffed afterwards.
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A female friend used it for the etape caledonia
Latin names for body parts aren't my strong point, so you'll have to enlighten me
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Har de har har.
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keep it away from the sticky bit of your bottom if you're a boy
my arsehole isn't frikken sticky - surely that would be a symptom of some malaise (or Olestra) ?
it'll be fun trying to avoid those areas
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It's fine. 'Sticky bits' ?
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Sticky bits' ?
I believe ladies given to cardies are no longer troubled by such emmissions...
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Don't forget to wash your hands after you've applied it, you don't know where she's been.
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my arsehole isn't frikken sticky
You know what I meant
Posted 10 months ago # -
You know what I meant
I am not privy to such afflictions...
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