Apple stores covered in jizz

“I don’t know if you’ve ever tried to de-spooge a wireless keyboard. It gets everywhere.”

🙂

Details of the features and design of the new iPhone have yet to be released but many expect it to be a phone, for f***’s sake.

Haha.

Now that is a phone.

no, that’s 7 phones.

No its one phone – for conference calls

Every time I click a link to the Daily Mash, I read it, and it’s just, well….. lame. Very LAME.

Is it meant to be funny? I really don’t know, it’s just dross IMO.

All I see is a bunch of internerds trying to be clever and ironic, and trying too hard and failing. It really is a load of lame shite.

Every time I click a link to the Daily Mash, I read it, and it’s just, well….. lame. Very LAME.

Is it meant to be funny? I really don’t know, it’s just dross IMO.

All I see is a bunch of internerds trying to be clever and ironic, and trying too hard and failing. It really is a load of lame shite.

Agree

Every time I click a link to the Daily Mash, I read it, and it’s just, well….. lame. Very LAME.

Is it meant to be funny? I really don’t know, it’s just dross IMO.

All I see is a bunch of internerds trying to be clever and ironic, and trying too hard and failing. It really is a load of lame shite.

Posted from My iPhone

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How can you describle the phrase “crusty patina of geekjuice” as lame?

I remember getting a phone like that one above and thinking it was very high tech, because you didn’t have to extend the ariel to make a call.

At least it came in more colours than just white.

At least it came in more colours than just white.

…unlike the fanbois