Is it the right place to note that i can do this, but sort of involuntarily voluntarily. There’s a certain activity (shall we say involving a bedroom and some gymnastics) that seems to result in a build up of high pressure wind which i can then release in not just one, but a series of window rattlers. It only happens after certain specific ‘procedures’ and any attempts to reproduce the similar physical motions ‘solo’ are fruitless.
I can’t work out if it’s the actual motion, or an internal spasming or both together, or what. But I’ll bet a penny to a pound, if Mrs tojv is open to a bit of nocturnal niceties in a particular manner, then I’ll soon be celebrating with a 9 bum salute.