You've got to pity the teachers really.
I mean, this is their reality, and it's very confusing.
The kids are off, but you're still catching up on all of that lovely admin, and then, just as you're about to put your feet up on a lounger by the sea for a fortnight some chirpy sod like Jamie Oliver tells you that you really ought to be thinking of back to skule (or whatever it is now).
No, I think I'd have to leave the country and invest in life-threatening quantities of the local hooch wherever I landed… Teaching is clearly a very scary world.