A question I was asked yesterday (thought provoking)

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A question I was asked yesterday (thought provoking)

59 posts & 51 voices | Started 6 months ago by Surrounded By Zulus | Latest reply from GrahamS

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iDave - Member

http://www.emptyplatitudes.com/

Posted 6 months ago #
jon1973 - Member

Father Christmas doesn't exist.

Posted 6 months ago #
psling - Member

"I'm sorry, what was that my dear?
"No, you'll have to speak up, I'm a bit deaf you see.
"Oh, right. What do do with your life eh? Well..."

Posted 6 months ago #
Drac - Moderator

Wear sun screen.

Posted 6 months ago #
Cougar - Member

What do you tell them?

"Will you piss off, I've only got 20 seconds left. Fifteen now, argh!"

Posted 6 months ago #
philconsequence - Member

"pull your trousers up young man, you look like a hippy, get a haircut!"

Posted 6 months ago #
kaesae - Member

D'oh!

Posted 6 months ago #
BigButSlimmerBloke - Member

Log on to STW and post a thread about Big Hitters/back doors/Internet bullying

Posted 6 months ago #
schrickvr6 - Member

The treasure is buried under urrggghhh.

Posted 6 months ago #
Northwind - Member

There is another skywalker

Posted 6 months ago #
wrecker - Member

Never stop learning. There is a reason you have two ears and only one mouth.

Posted 6 months ago #
CharlieMungus - Member

Wear sun screen

Baz!! I love that!

As to the original question?

"Back off! can't you see I'm with a laydeeee"

Posted 6 months ago #
grievoustim - Member

Always make sure you're down for a share of the gross, never the net

Never start a land war in south east Asia

Posted 6 months ago #
GrahamS - Member

Baz!! I love that!

Mary Schmich!!

Schmich, Mary. "Advice, like youth, probably just wasted on the young." Chicago Tribune, June 1, 1997.

Posted 6 months ago #
deadlydarcy - Member

So cruel Gee.

Posted 6 months ago #
CharlieMungus - Member

Mary Schmich!!

Yeah, but I don't love that. I love the Baz one.
yaprick

Posted 6 months ago #
joolsburger - Member

Buy a hat - People should wear more hats.

More seriously, life's for living not shopping.

Posted 6 months ago #
Torminalis - Member

If someone shouts woodcock, hit the deck!

Posted 6 months ago #
BoardinBob - Member

"42"

Posted 6 months ago #
binners - Member

Child, I shall tell you the secret to ensuring a life of comfort, luxury, and care-free abandon. You simply need to ensure that, at the first possible opportunity, you.........

*THUD*

Posted 6 months ago #
philconsequence - Member

"tomorrow holds no promise, live life while you can"

or

"you're adopted"

Posted 6 months ago #
Saccades - Member

Trust me on the sunscreen...

Curse you drac.

Posted 6 months ago #
bikebouy - Member

"point finger and wags"

"You throw that brick you little..."

Posted 6 months ago #
GrahamS - Member

Curse you drac.

Not Drac. Mary Schmich, Baz and/or someone called "yaprick" (though I can't seem to find that version on Google).

Posted 6 months ago #