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  • 5 things that make a woman irresistible
  • Trekster
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    3. Curves
    “Women with curvy hips and smaller waists are to men as beer is to an alcoholic,” according to Steven Platek of Georgia Gwinnett College, who believes that the modern woman has been “duped into thinking men like very skinny, waify, Kate Moss-type girls,”. That’s right, women are meant to have large bottoms, full breasts and grabbable thighs. According to Platek, wider hips are “generally indicative of better overall physical health” and this is recognised by men on a primal level. So, where’s the cake?

    1 = positive attitude
    2 = confidence
    3 = ^^^^^^^^^^
    4 = voice
    5 = sense of humour

    ——————–

    6 = eyes

    muppetWrangler
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    It helps if they’re not fussy.

    Stuey01
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    It should be noted that “curvy” is not the same as “fat”.

    wwaswas
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    this isn’t going to end well.

    it’s already started badly.

    bristolbiker
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    this isn’t going to end well.

    it’s already started badly.

    Past performance is no guide to the future an’ all, but I do tend to agree….. 😆

    anotherdeadhero
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    Oh, another ‘my opinion is more valid than yours’ piece. Great.

    yossarian
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    big hands

    muppetWrangler
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    All her own teeth.

    DrJ
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    A pulse.

    camo16
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    Gin and soft lighting.

    wwaswas
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    DrJ – Member

    A pulse.

    Aim high Dr J, that’s the spirit.

    Cougar
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    A pulse.

    Fussy get.

    TheSouthernYeti
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    loose morals

    Harry_the_Spider
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    3 things that attracted my wife to me

    1. I had a car
    2. I had central heating
    3. I didn’t work shifts

    She did think for a while that me and my house mate were gay*, but was prepared to overlook that because of points 1, 2 and 3.

    *We weren’t. But it doesn’t make you a bad person.

    uplink
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    The ability to hold her breath for a long time when in a hot tub has always appealed to me
    Having to come up for air all the time is just inconsiderate

    bullheart
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    Magnets.

    xherbivorex
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    all 6 of the original points are completely true with regard to my girlfriend.
    i still find it hard to believe she said yes when i first asked her out too…

    TuckerUK
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    In no order of importance:

    Poise
    Eyes
    Figure
    Intelligence
    Sensuality
    Honesty (with herself would be a good start)

    jimster
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    4 = voice

    One that doesn’t go-on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on

    Solo
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    1: Character. That is having character, not being a character / eccentric.
    2: Figure
    3: Confidence, to a degree some way short of arrogance.
    4: GSH – Yeah, yeah, I know.
    5: Looks

    For me, in that order.

    Recently been chatted up by a woman in the office.
    I really like her, she has something to say and a sense of humour I really like.
    She’s down to earth, but likes a laugh.
    Isn’t a make-up queen and has a fantastic walk.

    Sadly, it can never go anywhere.
    🙁

    Oh well. Plenty more pebbles on the beach.

    I liked some of the comedy one-liners ^^^^^^

    Harry_the_Spider
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    all 6 of the original points are completely true with regard to my girlfriend.
    i still find it hard to believe she said yes when i first asked her out too…

    Ahhh…

    But do you…

    1) Have a Car
    2) Have central heating
    3) Do not work evenings and weekends
    4) Not have a boyfriend

    ?

    If you can answer yes to the first three and are prepared to be flexible on 4) you have your answer.

    JEngledow
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    If helps if they don’t know what Chloroform smells like.

    philconsequence
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    i like a woman with high testosterone levels, means high sex drive, quick to orgasm and legs so hairy it looks like they’re growing their own snow-boots.

    and boobs, never forget boobs.

    nickf
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    3 things that attracted my wife to me

    1. I had a car
    2. I had central heating
    3. I didn’t work shifts

    I moved into a shared house, where I met my wife. She’s since admitted that her first thought about me was “oooh, he’s got a washing machine”. Then I started waffling on about bikes, and, over a yawn-inducingly detailed description of a Campag groupset, romance reared its head.

    * Might have been the relative merits of Stronglight cranks, now I come to think about it. I was really smooth back in those days, the king of chat-up.

    instanthit
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    Not stressing (too much) when commenting on how sexy that bike in the shop is, and yes i will need it to add to the others in the garage.

    Solo
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    Then I started waffling on about bikes, and, over a yawn-inducingly detailed description of a Campag groupset (romance reared its head.

    * Might have been the relative merits of Stronglight cranks, now I come to think about it. I was really smooth back in those days, the king of chat-up.

    Excellent !.

    😆

    Mister-P
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    If they are bringing me cold beer then that is pretty much me sold.

    Solo
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    If they are bringing me cold beer then that is pretty much me sold

    Yeap, its not really a surprize that so many bar maids get asked out.

    As you point out, they serve beer.

    Jobs a goodun.
    😉

    Klunk
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    not having an Australian accent.

    Klunk
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    If they are bringing me cold beer then that is pretty much me sold.

    that 2 track mind of yours still going well mrP

    TheSouthernYeti
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    Yeap, its not really a surprize that so many bar maids get asked out.

    How many of them are 6… or even 12 pinters?

    PJM1974
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    Easy:

    Intelligence
    A sense of humour
    Honesty
    Sensuality
    Self confidence

    I have no idea what Mrs PJM1974 sees in me though.

    GlitterGary
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    Big goofy teeth, a massive fat arse and breath like a dying gibbon always gets me going.

    los
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    I agree with point No. 6, it certainly helps if they have eyes.

    emsz
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    Nice legs, after that I’m not fussy 😆

    TheSouthernYeti
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    Oh yeah… being a lesbian has always been a plus.

    emsz
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    being a lesbian has always been a plus.

    In the whole “finding women irresistible ” thing?

    yeah, helps.

    TheSouthernYeti
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    Are you a lady too then emsz?

    Solo
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    How many of them are 6… or even 12 pinters?

    LoL. Is that what it takes TSY.
    😀

    EDIT:

    If I had / could drink six pints, I’d probably need an ambulance, or at the very least a translator.
    Can anyone actually drink 12 pints at one session ?.

    TheSouthernYeti
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    Solo.. you’d have to drink the bar dry in my local… and even then…

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