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I once performed with a snake.

^ Winner.

That was a girl called Louise something.

I think I have a loose something.

This. I reckon what I’d do is make all three claims as outrageous lies, and them fess up after they’ve spent ages working out which of them they’d think actually might be true about me.

Jim fixed it for me.

I was born as a conjoined twin. My brother died shortly after we were born, and I had to have eleven operations to fully remove him.

I was the direct inspiration for one of the medical conditions in the video game Theme Hospital.

Frisky, the cat in the Coronation Street titles, belonged to my gran.

I’ve been clinically dead for almost a minute.

I’ve collected thimbles since I was small. Amongst my collection is a rare Chinese silk thimble that’s worth over £800.

Before I worked in IT, I was a SCUBA diving instructor. I had to quit due to an inner ear injury.

the woman sat opposite me is gorgeous…

I’m only joking.

I used to be the shark in the ‘Blue Planet’ aquarium.

I’m the same Cougar, one of mine is true.

If you want to be a bit dark:

I killed someone by electrocuting them.
I killed someone by strangling them.
I killed someone and ate their heart.

I’m Batman.