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  • 1st law of Masterchef
  • jimmy
    Full Member

    Ice cream NEVER sets.

    Just in case you’re applying – HTH.

    theflatboy
    Free Member

    and always include a buttery biscuit base.

    lazybike
    Free Member

    Don’t forget your posh telephone voice…..

    torsoinalake
    Free Member

    Is it just me or is Aki the proverbial ‘box of frogs’?

    kimbers
    Full Member

    my 1st rule of masterchef is

    dont watch masterchef

    thegreatape
    Free Member

    and always include a buttery biscuit base.

    If you insist…

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfeyUGZt8nk[/video]

    IvanDobski
    Free Member

    Always take your own massively heavy pans. That way you can beat the shouty bastards around the head more efficiently whenever they start asking **** stupid questions.

    “So do you want to win?”

    SMASH!

    bruneep
    Full Member

    torsoinalake – Member
    Is it just me or is Aki the proverbial ‘box of frogs”?

    Absolutely!

    But I’m strangely drawn to her….. 😯

    yunki
    Free Member

    Absolutely!

    But I’m strangely drawn to her…..

    me too.. with my strangling hands at the ready..

    I’m having difficulty feeling the love this year.. it’s hard to maintain the enthusiasm when it’s on less than 4 times per week.. 🙁

    jimification
    Free Member

    It amazes me that every episode they can ask: “How much do you want it?” (in the “Suits You” style) without even so much as a smirk.

    chakaping
    Free Member

    Don’t do chocolate fondant.

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