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  • Worst. Film. Ever.
  • Premier Icon RustySpanner
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    Ghost Ship.

    90 minutes of total bumgravy.

    ‘I know, let’s make a rip off of The Shining, on a cruise liner!’.
    Let’s not, eh?

    Good points:
    One scene at the beginning. Just the one mind.

    Bad points:
    Absolutely everything else.

    It makes Supergirl look like the Godfather.

    Bah……..

    Premier Icon jimmy
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    Date Night is always worse.

    Premier Icon GolfChick
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    Nahhh can’t beat the recently released Mulan. At one point sees a potential avalanche BEHIND the opposition army so sets off on her horse, time wise 5 seconds later and she’s there!!! Utter tosh, 2/10!!!

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    It’s on Amazon.

    Go and watch it, then have a think about what you’ve just said.

    Premier Icon gauss1777
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    Grease is arguably the worst film ever.

    Premier Icon stumpyjon
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    Dolittle and I’ll sit through all sorts of garbage, terrible story, terrible acting, terrible accents.

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    The Happening load of bollocks of a story and **** all ever happens.

    Premier Icon DezB
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    So this means you have watched “D’ Mrs. Brown’s Boys Movie” and it’s better than Ghost Ship?

    Premier Icon allanoleary
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    Any Sharknado film

    Waterworld

    All Harry Potter films

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    Meet Joe Black.
    Thought I was in with Shoz when I went to the cinema with her to see it.
    Turned into an experience neither of us could ever speak of again; purely because of the film.
    Nothing is as awful.

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    Open Water.

    Premier Icon CaptainFlashheart
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    Point Break.

    The reboot version.

    /thread

    Premier Icon gauss1777
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    So this means you have watched “D’ Mrs. Brown’s Boys Movie”

    Damn, I was pretty certain Grease was the worst ever movie, it’s even worse than the Star Wars movies. But just the title of that movie and now I’m not so sure.

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    Get Out

    Monumentally, embarrassingly bad film.

    Worse still, I only watched it as someone on here said it was really good. 😳 Last time I listen to you stwf…

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    Repossessed

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    Don’t know if it counts but I was roped by my 8 year old into taking her to see “Cats and Dogs 3” this afternoon.

    That’s just an entirely new level. It makes Open Water look like the first Jaws.

    Oh and Get Out is a great film.

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    Troll Hunter. And Van Helsing…

    Premier Icon IHN
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    Tomb Raider

    Premier Icon onewheelgood
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    And Van Helsing

    Was just coming here to say Van Helsing. Utter bilge.

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    Waterworld

    Piss off waterworld is great.

    Premier Icon rumbledethumps
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    Freddie got fingered

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    Meet the Spartans.

    What’s my prize?

    Premier Icon ffej
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    Nicolas Cage has been in some shockers.. but Left Behind stands like a shining beacon of dog crap among the meerly bad films..

    J

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    The Mist

    Premier Icon Rubber_Buccaneer
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    Cocktail.  I bet none of you have seen it.  I haven’t seen it all, I fell asleep.  In the cinema. It was a matinee.

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    Apparently “The Room” is the worst film ever. So bad they made a movie about it “The Distaster Artist”. Haven’t watch either. I’ve been enthusiastically told I have to watch the first because it’s soooo bad. Doesn’t really sell it to me!

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    88 Minutes starring Al Pacino.

    It was filmed in 2004 but never finished, when the studio got into trouble they scraped up whatever was on the cutting room floor and pushed it out to an unsuspecting audience in 2007.

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    Highlander 2 blows goats.

    Premier Icon johnnymarone
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    The witch or Sweeney Todd.
    Two massive, massive disappointments.

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    Dude, where’s my car?

    Only film that has ever made me leave a cinema.

    Premier Icon Rubber_Buccaneer
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    Highlander 2 blows goats.

    I may have to concede you have a contender.  Highlander 2 would have been better if it had been ‘Highlander 2 blows goats’

    Premier Icon nick1962
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    Bad many of the suggestions so far maybe at least most of them have pretty decent filmography and production values.Just tune in to the Horror channel any day and see ridiculous stories,terrible acting,worse scripts,schoolboy photography and the worst “special effects” ever.

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    Ladies and gents, I give you “Faces in the Crowd”:

    “A horror-thriller centered on a woman living with “face-blindness” after surviving a serial killer’s attack. As she lives with her condition, one in which facial features change each time she loses sight of them, the killer closes in.”

    Utter bilge

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    Grease is arguably the worst film ever.

    Fack off!!

    2020 **** ridiculous. 6 days 7 nights **** awful. The long kiss goodnight, OMG **** awful!! Gina Davies actually picks up a gun that has been sat in flames for a good minute or so and fires it. Like it wouldn’t burn her **** hand!! Utter shite.

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    Am I the only one to have watched Boomerang starring Eddie Murphy?

    Also, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow. Not the Johnny Depp version, the £1.99 straight to dvd version based around the Johnny Depp film.

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    Tree of Life – a couple of hours I will never get back despite a cast including Brad Pitt, Sean Penn and Jessica Chastain.

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    Highlander 2 blows goats

    This, highlander 2 is so bad it ruined highlander.

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    Ghost Ship.

    90 minutes of total bumgravy.

    ‘I know, let’s make a rip off of The Shining, on a cruise liner!’.
    Let’s not, eh?

    What you should have watched was Triangle

    The biggest bag o’shite I’ve ever sat through was King Frat – kinda like Porky’s but faaaar worse.

    P.S. Troll Hunter is all kinds of awesome!

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    Shaving Ryan’s Privates or Jurassic Pork.

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    Open Water.

    … is the right answer, and it’s so bad that you beat me to citing a fairly obscure film here.

    Apparently “The Room” is the worst film ever.

    I’m aware of this but I’ve not watched it yet. I’m halfway through reading an introspective on it independently of this thread.

    Highlander 2 blows goats

    Highlander 2 was a troubled film and this is a complex answer, it’s now midnight so I’ll come back to this tomorrow.

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